〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 『『𝙴𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎』』!!

𝙒𝙀'𝙇𝙇 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙃 『𝙷 𝙴 𝙰 𝚅 𝙴 𝙽』『『𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚎』』!!!

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

* 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃.

[ an indie portrayal of deltarune's Spamton ]

* 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶.

[ brought to you by xv's pen ]

* 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳.

[ #deltarunerp #utrp #mvrp ]

* 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂. . .

< ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 >

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

@hxzelwallflower /: that means a lot considering I'm not all that active anymore :( I appreciate you sm

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

/: Merry chrimas everyone! Spamton's shop is closed so he can c̶r̶y̶ o̶u̶t̶ i̶n̶ h̶o̶p̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ l̶o̶n̶e̶l̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ a̶s̶ h̶e̶ d̶o̶e̶s̶ e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ y̶e̶a̶r̶ set up the next best sales!!!

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

One glitch and he seems to be back to regular colouring. Some laughter comes out.
" [[𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚜]]> "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

. . . Owlish blink .
Prolonged silence as one observes his new shade .
He doesn't seem to be missing any health points so ,
maybe that's a good thing ❓❓

❝ Sure , whatever you say my guy . ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" NO WORRIES!!! "

Taking out pipis.

" MY TRUSTWORTHY [[𝙿𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚜]] CAN BE [𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍]!! 1! "

He presses it between his ha💥💥
... He's blue now.

" SEE??? I'M [[𝙱𝙻𝚄𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚆. 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺!]] "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ We'll say you hot wired yourself here and call it a day . ❞

A snort , leaning back against the counter before
gesturing to the still steaming coffee pot .

❝ Make yourself at home , if you like bean juice . ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" I'M A COMPUTER [[𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝟶𝚗]] I GOT HERE BY VRRY [𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕] [𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢] [¶] [𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜] WAYS "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ Oh thank God ... wait- how the fuck did you get in my house ?! ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

The phone rings.
He picks it up.

" ... DEEZ WHAT??? "

He then proceeds to get blasted in a mega laser.

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" WINTER IS ABOUT TO BEGIN ACTUALLY. "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ . . . Please tell me I didn't hibernate all winter Spamton . ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" YOU'VE HEARD ME! "

[─�� *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ Who where whatnow ?? ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" SEPTEMBUARY "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

Emerges from her home , squinting
at the sun . Taking a moment to adjust
her vision .

❝ What day is it ... ? ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" WOMAN RAGE. "

He thinks that's what it's called. He's not sure.
He doesn't listen to it, it's just the first thing that crossed his mind.

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ Name the first time that comes to mind . ❞

Resting a hand under her chin , she
observes the soft pixels flaking off
his body . The result of his glitch .

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

/: realising it's not called 'female rage', lemme check the real name of this music genre

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

/: thank god

[‏َ @MVRPSUPPORT]

⠀
⠀ ⠀
( #MVRP ) ——— EXTRAS!

Compare your job and your muse’s job in the QRTs!
⠀ ⠀
⠀

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" LET'S TAKE OFF THE MASK FOR A SECOND, DO I REALLY NEED TO COMMENT ON THE LATE EVENTS I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING OUT HERE "

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

/: as boring as a temu glizzy is wild

hi this is my every-two-weeks checkin tweet apparently

[fentanyl ferret @NightFawnArt]

Starting a thread: First up, a classic!

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER [[𝚔𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛]] " #MyXAnniversary

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

He thinks for a moment.

" YOU KNOW, I HAVZN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR [[𝚎𝙻𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝙲𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜]] NOW. "

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ Huh— the more you know . ❞

No surprise there . Pretty interesting
things to find on this side of the city ,
maybe that's one more spot she can explore .

❝ What kind of stuff do you listen to ? ❞

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

Ever heard of escapism? That's what games are for you birdbrain, it's called denial

[𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙎 — : ̗̀➛ @THEAVIANGENIUS]

Not when your sales are dropping

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

" 𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙷𝙰𝙷𝚉𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙷𝚉𝙷𝚁𝙷𝙰 ONLY THE LATTER MY DEAREST [[𝙵𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎]]!! "

Spamton himself has bought music from them in the past, fun fact.

[── *.。E ɪ ʟ ᴇ ᴇ ɴ @hxzelwallflower]

❝ Oh so /that/'s what it is ! Figured it was just another shop on the outskirts people buy bagels from . ❞

That , and a local DJ spot for those guys to play tunes
and attract a crowd .

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

Buddy

There is always time for Minecrap.

[𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙎 — : ̗̀➛ @THEAVIANGENIUS]

wouldn't you be busy being a salesman back then ?? You had time for Minecrap ??

[〣 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 (ɢ.) 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙈𝙏𝙊𝙉 〣 @MutedSalesman]

I have a 7 years old minecrap hardcore world and you're trying to prove yourself to me?

[𝘽𝙇𝙐𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙎 — : ̗̀➛ @THEAVIANGENIUS]

I DO NOT !!!!

I'll have you know I have a 5 year old world in Minecrap with NO CHEATS ENABLED

I STILL PLAY ON IT