Mutembwa Martin

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

@lane_gossip ana pane vanhu vachatitadzisa kupinda denga, mapositori😭

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

But if they stole tones of gold frm us, whn was it & wht ar u doing abt it? Just go and report thm at Mbare ZRP. We ar talking of a failed currency & u are busy wth ngano, hw does tht help us? It appears u forgot yo brains smwhere so go and fetch them b4 engaging😉😉🐒🐒

[Dominictb1983 @dominictb1983]

@nhlaasto85 @lilomatic @edson_zvada @ReserveBankZIM @PicknPay @14 Its u n me who make ZiG work thru production for as long as our streets a filled with young pple who cant think n create ideas to produce products expect nothing to change on our ZiG or any currency thats why the British stole tonnes of gold from us so as to anchor their economy

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Bt Lyn dnt u thnk th instructors ar on th syd of th ctzens?🤔🤔Tryng 2 show thz ground forces tht whn u teargas th masses, ths is wht thy feel so does it realy please u. Hanz 'gara pasi iwe' nyatsoteerera. Saka unoda zviitike kumwana wani apa.😅😅Mesage is Dont teargas abantu🤪🤪

[LynneM 💕💝💎 @LynneStactia]

Varikukwata 📍

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

These guys surely never learn. I do not know where their obsession comes from. Ngavambozvibvunza kuti ko where is Mandi Chimene.🙉🙉🙉

[LynneM 💕💝💎 @LynneStactia]

This is what Tino Machakaire did to Genroll, kusaiza Mhondoro hanzi “you are Deputy Head Paradza”😹

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Zvimwe zvinhu zvinopedza power for real.🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️I just can't believe this.

[Setfree Nherera Mafukidze 🇿🇼 @cdesetfree]

😆 🤣 But Zimbabwe inopedza simba,vanhu ava ndevemunyika medu here shuwa 😆

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

@LynneStactia @dhonzamusoro007 I'm actually reading the Herald beyond the point "More news to follow" Quite interesting. 🤣🤣

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

I think its now even much more sophisticated than it was then ie if we stil have an economy. I dont even know how many zeros have been chopped frm th money but cant understand how it continues to be there. Zvinohwisa mudumbu ukazvifunga😥😥

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Dear Africans,

This used to be part of the second most sophisticated economy in Africa after South Africa.
Zimbabwe was way ahead in technological advancement, but this is what those once thriving factories have become.

This is what bad leadership, corrupt rule, and grand incompetence look like fellow Africans!

This used to be a massive factory, but it is now history.
When bad people rig elections, this is what happens.

All the illegal Zimbabwean immigrants in South Africa would have had jobs, that is why we are fighting for a better Zimbabwe.

Imagine a factory that used to produce export-quality goods is now a den for snakes!
This is a warning to Africans that just one bad turn can author a disaster that can span generations!

It is a stark reminder of how fragile economic progress can be and how easily it can be undone by corrupt and incompetent leadership.

The sight of once-thriving factories reduced to ruins like this one is now common in Zimbabwe.
These were places that provided livelihoods, fostered innovation, and contributed to the nation's prosperity.
Now, they stand as haunting symbols of what could have been.

At least in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe’s second biggest city, they have turned them into churches!

Our fight for a better Zimbabwe is noble and just.
We are not just fighting for the people of today but for the generations to come, who deserve a future filled with opportunity, not despair.
It is a reminder to Africans of the steep cost of corruption and bad governance.

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Sounds interesting. Be it getting into a temple or the mountains & caves, th way u do it is what makes th difference. If u do it in a dignified manner then it wl carry a different name. Madness or adventure. And vice versa.🤣🤣Zva cde Maponga izvo zvazonyanyavo kani.🙊🙊🐒

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Joshua Maponga has been in the mountains for a number of weeks and the first thing people have said is he is running mad

Yet when white people go into the mountains and caves it is not madness but adventure

See, how brainwashed Africans are, getting in touch with their roots, being around nature - mountains, caves, forest, they call it madness

But as long as they do it under white rules e.g church camps it's okay

Why do black people demonize and bastardize everything about their culture?

Learn OR perish!!!

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

"You have to retire, my Guy. You've ALSO gotta GO." This one inotora mkombe🤣🤣Bhudhi musazodaro so.

[Bhudhi Ghivhi @BhudhiGhivhi]

➡️ KAGAME: “Well ... If things are as bad as you SAY, then I guess, there are DEFINITELY a few suggestions I can MAKE that will help to get your Country back on track...”

➡️ ED: “Tune me, Paul. Please.”

➡️ KAGAME: “Ok... #1 – Your Vice President, that Chiwenga guy has gotta GO, brother. 🙅🏾‍♂️
He’s an old and demented soldier - just a BLUNT instrument of destruction and death. That’s what he KNOWS.
You cannot be giving him any SERIOUS role or be SENDING him to other countries to represent ANYTHING.
I mean – the guy is ILLITERATE...
You cannot have somebody who refers DIRECTLY to the Ayatolla, as the “Ayatorra”. 🗣️
It’s offensive and unprofessional!”

➡️ ED: “Hmmmmn... Yaaaah...”

➡️ KAGAME: “And #2 - listen, that Kembo guy is now an UNACCEPTABLE spectacle. 🤡
I mean, you cannot have a VP saying ‘I can’t’ and just FAINTING at every event!
He’s too old and knackered. 👴🏾
PLEASE consider putting him OUT to pasture.
And he’s crazy TOO! Zero impulse control... When he came to Rwanda last year, he tried to TOUCH the buttocks of my Minister of Health at the International Diabetes Day dinner.
She had to CLAP him in front of invited guests, and he returned to the Hotel Room without EATING any supper... I had to send him some buns and a fish to his room LATER because I felt sorry for him.”

➡️ ED: “Yah. I see your point, KAGS.”

➡️ KAGAME: “Yah ... And then finally... and THIS is the most important part, so listen CAREFULLY...👂🏾”

➡️ ED: “Yes, Suh.”

➡️ KAGAME: “... You have to retire, my Guy. You've ALSO gotta GO. 👋🏾
In order for Zimbabwe to EVER be able to recover, you must RETIRE brother, and go to your farm, and let Chamisa take over. ��🏾🇿🇼
There’s NOTHING that’s going to happen with YOU still there. ZERO.
The WHOLE WORLD views you as a criminal. 🤷🏾‍♂️
Zimbabwe will CONTINUE to be a whirlwind of chaos and NOTHINGNESS with you there.
Even for me to be SEEN talking to you HERE, is against the advice of my TEAM. 🙅🏾‍♂️
It LOWERS my country’s graph drastically. 📉
LET the rightfully elected leader, LEAD.
Your economy will recover VERY fast... 🚀
The international community is waiting for INTEGRITY, stability and RULE OF LAW to come to ZIM 🇿🇼.
They are ALL waiting for Chamisa - including AFRICAN NATIONS...
We're all waiting to POUR investment into Zimbabwe. But SANITY is needed first 🧏🏾‍♂️.”

➡️ ED: “Ah! 😳”

➡️ KAGAME: “ ... ”

➡️ ED: “ ... ”

➡️ KAGAME: “Yes.”

➡️ ED: “But, Suh... 😧
I’m about to be the Head of SADC...🫅🏾”

➡️ KAGAME: “ ... That Chairmanship is a USELESS, ceremonial, ROTATIONAL role that’s just passed from country to country and has NOTHING to do with any merit or Honours.
It just means that it’s YOUR Country’s turn to HOST that year’s Summit. That’s ALL. 🤷🏾‍♂️”

➡️ ED: “But my team TOLD me that it means that I am the ONE that was been selected as the BEST President in all of Africa...”

➡️ KAGAME: “ ... ”

➡️ ED: “ ... ”

➡️ KAGAME: “There’s NOTHING like that.
How can ... I mean ... Isn’t that obviously NONSENSICAL, brother?? 😒”

➡️ ED: “ ... ”

➡️ KAGAME: “That’s why I say you NEED to retire urgently. I mean, like ... YESTERDAY. 😏”

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Rikiti🤣🤣🤣

[LynneM 💕💝💎 @LynneStactia]

@dadyjaay 😹😹😹 hona manje- Nyenguuu!

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

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[skilled rebhara @drjaytee87]

Shefu mentality in hd

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Even ukasvika vakaungana onogonha kutozonyara wakuenda pasina awuya.😏😏 Manje wofamba uchisheedzera here kuti town town?

[Nyatsimba Mutota @CdeGonoChirandu]

@mazowepapi I stay there and people havamise mota. Vanoda kumirirwa vobvunzwa kuti murikuenda kupi. I end up going to town alone

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

That's the problem with u varakashi. Munopinda ne heart sterek. This is just comedy. He's not despising Zim. So what came to yo mind is that he's attacking Zim? It's not even comparison here. He even talked of poor, starving Americans so what's the fussy all about?🤭🤭

[Anonymous @BossMunya_zw]

Let’s be honest, was this even funny😂😂

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Eish! He is preparing th evening meal and tomorrow's lunch. Sad😔😔

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

MEN DO NOT BENEFIT FROM MARRIAGE

1. He is in his 70s
2. He has retired from active service.
3. He worked all his life to raise his children.
4. He deprived himself of life's pleasures to pay for expensive school fees and living expenses for his children.
5. They are now well-off in Europe, Australia, America, etc.
6. His wife, aged 62, has relocated to live with their children.
7. He remains alone back home.
8. His children barely call him.
9. He has to start life all over again as a bachelor.
10. He struggles with high blood pressure and other ailments associated with old age.
11. How much longer will he survive alone?
12. This is the reality for most working-class monogamous men: their old age is often lonely and, in many cases, sad.
13. No matter how good the man is, women tend to love their children more than their husbands. The older he gets, the less use they seem to have for him.
14. So, what do men truly benefit from marriage?
15. They sacrifice so much but receive little recognition for their hard work, while the woman seems to reap all the benefits.

It’s a man’s world, they said, but it is for the women and children in reality. Dear men, this could be your
situation in the next few decades. What are you doing about it? What is your retirement plan?

Care for yourself as much as you fend for your family. Love yourself.

Learn OR perish!!!

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

True that. U can't trust anyone these days. But you can task hama with such projects but paying directly to the service provider. Hama wl b th monitor.

[Mansa Van Musa @sa_makoni]

@LynneStactia @KudaMakoni18 Problem there is no one to trust munyika medu. Ukada kuti hama ikubatsire futi inodya mari. Its gambling kutumira mari for development from diaspora. These people vanoda kudya mari vakarara nonsense.

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

The Mary Mubaiwa cycle.🤭🤭🤭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Cassie personifies the 3 stages a modern woman goes in her dating life

First Stage: She was in a relationship with a good man Ryan Leslie, who treated her nice. But she would leave him the day Diddy visited them at a studio session. It's called hypergamy, the insatiable nature of women, of wanting the most powerful man

Second Stage: Now she's with Diddy, this powerful man who literally controls the music industry. In her mind, she thinks this powerful man will push her to the next level, but alas her music career starts declining. Instead this man sees her for what she sees, a shameless opportunist, so he uses and ab×ses her

Third Stage: Now washed up, probably Diddy done with her as there's always a new "popstar" who wants to fxck the boss. She leaves the relationship, finally settles with a "real" man. A man who will heal what he didn't damage

There's really nothing to feel pity about Cassie in this whole saga, it was just karma, she left Ryan Leslie heartbroken only to end up being literally broken by the man he left Ryan for

It should be a lesson to all these women, those rich powerful men you run to, majority of them view you as nothing but toys for their own pleasure

Learn OR perish!!!

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Besides, how much time do you spend in the car? Some it's 10 mins to 10 mins from work then parking at home so what am I paying 30 for?😳😳

[Mtarazi @chamapiwa]

@nickmangwana Signals should be encrypted/protected and unlocked by those who want to listen or watch. The device comes standard with the car. Is there any other country where one pays for a car radio licence?

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

If we continue in this direction I tell you one day we will be forced to pay to Zimpapers for the Herald or Chronicle that you don't use 0r need.🙆🙆🙆

[Better Call Soul @ggarbelle]

@UnathiAfrika @nickmangwana @tavmanj Thats when he ghosts

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Please stop insulting ECD students. What have they done? Rather compare that one to a robot or some shit.🤷🤷

[Mutembwa Martin @MutembwaMartin]

Probably u mised wher she introduced heself. Activist is th key word Sending a very clear msg 2 so many pple& th best timing bcz it gets 2 reach a very wide spectrum due 2 th car& th person Wld hv thot its stage managed for th msg 2 go wide. Reserved spaces shld be respected pse

[Point of Sale Systems @RAMY_TECHPOS]

@GwiziSoneni @wicknellchivayo @advocatecynthia @edward_njabulo @NtateRanaka Hi Soneni,it's important to advocate for accessible parking,but it might be worth asking @wicknellchivayo for context before assuming wrongdoing.There could be a misunderstanding or a legitimate reason. Open dialogue can lead to better understanding and cooperation.