Matt Evans

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

[Matt Evans @MuthafuckinKing]

@OnlySeeInfinity @ScarIettLetter Oh come on. Yeah, she's pretty, but her pictures are slutty, you can't deny that.

[Matt Evans @MuthafuckinKing]

http://t.co/5rPrsu12 lol #ImATurtle

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@ScarIettLetter awwwwww

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@ScarIettLetter ;) you know you liked it.

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@ScarIettLetter lol you changed your picture. Now you just look like a whore. #NoClass

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@ScarIettLetter Oh whoops, did I say your picture looks like a hooker? You in general look like a hooker.

[Matt Evans @MuthafuckinKing]

Watching the kids play in the yard.

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http://t.co/q5wmelCc saddest GIF ever

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@ScarIettLetter I use bacon grease for lube.

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@ScarIettLetter And you have yourself as your background? Real classy.

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@ScarIettLetter You look like a hooker in your picture.

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

@thatdrew coffee likes you.

[Matt Evans @MuthafuckinKing]

Sounds like fun. When does it start? http://t.co/cTQUwBuE #FamilyValentinesHike #twvt