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@7Veritas4 Moral bankruptcy we already knew

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@7Veritas4 Surely you meant “don’t *want* to know about”

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@7Veritas4 “great liquidity” and yet he had to pay a bail bondsman to post $ for him …

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@ChrisDJackson He meant “insecurity concerns”

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@7Veritas4 Can you imagine how terrifying that mountain of evidence must be to a man who hates to read?

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How Did I Get Them Stitches There @efoxband @KaceyecaK #PersonalJeopardyCategories

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Jason Mimosa
@KaceyecaK @efoxband
#BoozyCelebs

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#SignsYourCatHasHiddenTalents

His mercenary army invades Moscow

@efoxband @KaceyecaK

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@pandamagazine Rubber Nixon

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Due to technical difficulties, last night’s scheduled $1.9 billion #powerball drawing is being conducted semi-manually and is still in progress. Please stand by.

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@pattonoswalt Did you order the McRibbed?

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When Don Pepe makes a point, it’s an offer you can’t refuse @darth

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This is Don Pepe. He does not have fingers, so he has to point like this. Please look to the right. His right. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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28 Days Later The FDA Approves The First Ever Zombie Vaccine #OptimisticFilms @efoxband @KaceyecaK

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This is Ozzy. He is so sneaky. If you see him, it's already too late. 12/10 would accept my fate

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How Much is That Dogie in The Window? #SongsForCows @KaceyecaK @efoxband

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F. Scott Spitzgerald

#AnimalAuthors @FridayFondue @KaceyecaK @efoxband

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@nytimes As Howard Cosell would have said ...

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Don’t Mope For Me Argentina @kaceyecak @efoxband #ModerationSongs

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@TeaPainUSA Flies are attracted to shit 💩

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@WesleyLowery @chrislhayes Correct terminology is of course “The Notorious ACB Super-Spreader Event”