In an alternate timeline, Trump takes a liking to Thomas Massie, lobbies for him to replace Mike Johnson, the Epstein criminals are in jail, Bibi is fending for himself, DOGE is codified, the Department of Education doesn’t exist, farmers are happy, and the GOP wins in 2026
Rep. Thomas Massie just told the Republicans polling 10 points down:
I’ve got one hero spot left on this discharge petition. Be the 218th signature and go win your race, or stay scared of the President and lose.
I’m calling on @HouseGOP to grow some balls and sign Massie’s petition to what the Trump administration has failed to do: Prosecute the Epstein class and give the victims the justice they deserve.