The North Farce

I'd be a very smart person, if only I could stop doing dumb things. Sh!tpost aficionado This is just like, my opinion, man. None of this is investment advice

[The North Farce @MuzzMuzzington]

VolCrush Friday

[The North Farce @MuzzMuzzington]

It’s just so tiresome���

Stop ruining shit I’ve been consuming for 15+ years

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

My god almost 1000 replies

[The North Farce @MuzzMuzzington]

Interesting that when social media platforms ask why I don’t wanna see a post, they don’t have the ‘AI Slop’ reason to select

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

I am very proud that “Catturd” is my most loyal supporter!!

[TFG87 @TFG870]

Put it in the Louvre

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I absolutely cannot top this

[The North Farce @MuzzMuzzington]

@rcb05 Beer 5 Beer 5 Beer 5 Beer 5 Beer 5 Beer 5

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aannnnd the wife has left the stadium

[litquidity @litcapital]

Trump: “I’m gonna blow up Iran Tuesday at 8pm”

Investors and Iranian officials:

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

The quality of photos we’re already getting from the moon is incredible

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Great news!

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport

As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence

“Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said.

“Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?”

He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector

I received a standing ovation

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

The leaker:

[The North Farce @MuzzMuzzington]

These new @btownbourbon labels are even worse in person. Looks like store brand shampoo bottles.

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war.

The stupidest war in history.

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)