Michael Valentine

What up world :)

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/UTo7LhkrOZ ... 1 more gb ppplllllllzzzz

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch? Matt.

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

hooray for saturday!

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

What do you call a cow with no legs?...ground beef!

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

been reading this book on critical thinking skills...pretty good so far http://t.co/MofDSsw

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

found some great coupon codes for beezid if anyones a member there http://bit.ly/lviP4C

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu! haha too funny http://bit.ly/jQFpz2

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yay, royal wedding is over...back to business as usual

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Happy Easter everyone

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

its the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine :)

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

gg shox

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anybody try penny auctions? http://bit.ly/hXf2k4

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crazzzyy night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

ahh finally the weekend after the holiday madness. enjoy! :)

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almost friday!!!

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

C'mon Broncos!!

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

love is like a booger. you keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. lol

[Michael Valentine @MVal3]

i love netflix :)