Michael Vanderton

I’m back.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

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[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

Milan Momcilovic can have my kids.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

Imagine crying over a rolled ankle. Only South Dakota would do something so feminine.

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

MOMMYYYY IS SOAKING DRIPPING SOPPING WET😫😫😫😫😫😫

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

Milan Momcilovic can have my kids.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

@Illini1867 We are modern-day money ball.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

I want UConn.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

@JonRothstein why don’t you like Iowa State?

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

@BigGameBoomer Show TJ this list he will sock the shit out of you.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

@tory4heisman Tell me you’re jealous of our beautiful dam bridge without telling me your jealous of our beautiful dam bridge.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

@GordanHoffman I am your worst nightmare.

[Michael Vanderton @MVanderton]

My old company threw me out for embezzlement. Couldn’t find my full professional photo. Good thing I leave my escorts with a headshot before they leave!