El Patrón 🍻

I'm both an Angel and a Demon.
You choose what you want to meet!
These people are id1ots!

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

Kama upendi mtu usijaribu kutu recruit into your hatred!
Wewe una sababu zako so beba mzigo wako mwenyewe! Mchawi wewe.

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@mcpipita Hawa jamaa (Phil na Gachau) waamke wawache kutupima. Kupumzika ni mbinguni. 🤣😂

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@noel78763 Gachau ni kunyamba tu. Lol.

[Kelvin Noel @noel78763]

Hii fight ya Gachau na Phil inakuonyesha vile vita inachosha. Hadi wanasimama waonane tu wameishiwa pawa. Naskia tu letea Gachau mayai 😅😅😅

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@its_jcob @afriqd24hrs Ni mbayaa! 🤣

[J’cob @its_jcob]

@MVenzeli @afriqd24hrs 2 more seconds kangenyuria 🤣🤣

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@ngughii Arrow Bwoy amepigwa kwa hasira ya Zari. 🤣🤣😂

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@afriqd24hrs Sisi tuna support Shakin. Arrow Bwoy akwende kabisa! Hahaha! 🤣😂

[MKALEE ORIGIN🇰🇪🇰🇪 @abrahamkir5517]

KENNOL BLOGGERS AND THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN,

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE RUTO WANTAM LET SEE IT IN 2027

YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY ONLY BELONGS TO ONE TRIBE,

WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW ELECTIONS ARE WON FAIR OR UNFAIR

[Ken Lelekoiten @Kenlelekoiten]

Faith Adhiambo is very indecisive and a little pressure cloud her judgement.

Reject her!

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@BernardKavuli That photo is for Kalonzo Musyoka 40 years ago!
Today he's an old useless man who has achieved NOTHING politically for 50 years!
Kalonzo presidency ataionea viusasa.
If you think tunaweza achilia after 5 years mjitayarisha na ikiwezekana muandike will mapema.
You have no idea...

[Felix Ochieng' 🇰🇪 @Feodera]

@NjiruAdv @WilliamsRuto @rigathi When he was engaging in his divisive and tribal shares talk, was he expressing the views of the people of Mt. Kenya? Rigathi Gachagua was impeached for his own actions.

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@NjiruAdv @WilliamsRuto @rigathi You are the most useless Lawyer Kenya has ever produced. This kind of thinking is meant to keep Kikuyus alienated.
What about the day he stole relief food? Did Kikuyus steal with him?
What about the girls he impregnated & kll3d the girls? Where Kikuyus there?

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@wa_mweni27 @BeneKilonzo @Naomikibandi Mũndũ mũka ũũ wì mũ malaya, ìtũng’ ì yìì, kìtũmbũlũ kìì. 🚮

Kwanini unakuja kutukana wanaume hapa kwa mitandao?
Nkt. LOL.

[Ken Lelekoiten @Kenlelekoiten]

After he was schooled properly by Kimani Ichungwah and slowly taken word by word through the Finance Bill 2026.

Ndindi Nyoro finally came to his senses and went missing voting day.

Bwana Earth is hard for opposition MPS.

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@orengo_james Did the Finance Bill go through?
That's all that matters.
Hii pang'ang'a ingine is just hot air! 😂

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@Halimaprinces This stupid, naive guy doesn't know that hapa ndio utamu unaishi. Hapa ndio utamu headquarters.😂

[Mimah ❤️ @Halimaprinces]

You're clearly a young boy,, coz this is a real woman's body.

[El Patrón 🍻 @MVenzeli]

@Itswambuaa "We"? Who's "we" wewe matako?
Ruto is the best President since independence.
Sio kama wale ma useful idiots, wazee wa miaka 40 ambao wamemumunya pesa ya development for 40 YEARS! LOL.😂

[Adel On Politics @Broadbasedgal]

I think Hon Ndindi Nyoro is overrated and has joined the propagandist choir

The question is simple: Show us the clause in the Finance Bill 2026 that says new taxes are being introduced on Mitumba

Stop screaming