Don Mwandyali

Not not batman. Rt=endorsements. Views are my own. The cup is defo half empty.

[Lord Belmont @Liam_Belmont]

In F2 you see what that guy is missing?

Yeah I need that.

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

Overtime, i understand why rich families marry amongst themselves.

There's something wrong with the mentality of poor humans

[Ayimbi Vol.1 @AudioRockSwisha]

Because ntchito mumangopatsana mu ma position ambili mmboma mwadzadza mbuli.

[Don Mwandyali @mwandyali]

😂😂😂

[L-DK @flellah]

Doing an MSc in Policy is hilarious because “lack of political will” is basically the model answer for every governance problem

But try saying that out loud in the real world, especially in public service, and suddenly HR wants a meeting.

[kdG el Vendor🇲🇼 @KdG_one_Hunnid]

Hello guys,

I have these phones below 400pcs
Selling from 10pcs 300,000mwk/box

Location 📍: Lilongwe
Call or WhatsApp: [phone]

Please Retweet customer might be on your TL

[Local woman @Iam_fefi]

Asking price 28 million
Clean as a whistle 👌

[Don Mwandyali @mwandyali]

😂

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

My father died of a heart attack 20 days before his 42nd birthday. It’s 16 days until my 42nd birthday. That VAR check nearly took me out.

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Amene tikusowa zochita ngati ine tiyeni tiyambe kuwerenga Mabuku. 😂🫵🏾

These books are readily available. K35,000 to K55,000. 😍🥳

Lilongwe and Sending anywhere upon agreement.

RT. 🙏🏾

[Uncle Drew @Dmantronik265]

Mtengo pang'ono katundu wabwino tiguleni

K6,500,000

Call/Whatsapp
0884001201

[Uncle.Chawe.Mandingo @praisechawezieb]

Female housemate wanted (20s preferred) in Zingwangwa (pa Kudya) to share a newly built 3-bedroom house in a secure compound of only 3 houses. Rent is MWK 300,000 shared between 2 people, with rent payable every 3 months. The house includes a living room and kitchen, and the compound has a security guard available. Clean, responsible, and respectful person preferred.

Inbox or WhatsApp: [phone]

[K H I L I @Khili_Stian]

It's been two days now, that thirsty yute sakuyankhidwa, olo ka like to his reply 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tiwo God will punish you 😩😩
😂😂😂😂

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Marrying intelligent women >>>

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

U gotta be a wild nigga to really beat a bitch up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 they so small and cute

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I don’t even play loud music. I want my neighbours to hear that i’m that boy. 🤭

[C dot @clingao]

At this rate, I think no amount of monetary policy will bring down our inflation.
See, our inflation is cost-pushed..input cost pushed..which means, for as long as we are a predominantly import nation, there is no end in sight.
No end, we are doomed.

[Yaya @lisa_lutye]

Men just want girls with bums

[Dru @Ndojo]

7 brain cells with combined IQ of 81 and average age of 48yrs.

[Dru @Ndojo]

This time next year I’ll be a PhD student.

[Tituz @NA_TSA87]

Picked up this phone yesterday. Please rt and if you’re the owner, please contact me and you should be able to unlock it.