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[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kenya is the only country in the world where citizens search police officers 😂

[yxf @iamyxf]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

"The boy was invited to the Principal's office by the Principal. He was then asked whether he was interested in going to a Maths symposium at xxx highschool. He told the Principal he wasn't interested. Instead he asked him to consider him should an opportunity to attend a Chemistry symposium arise.

What happened next scared him near collapse.

The principal stood up from his sit and moved closer to him. He touched his behind. He then took a student's hand and put it on his behind. Before the student could figure out he was breathing heavily while kissing his neck.

A knock at the door by a parent who wanted to see the Principal saved the boy. The Principal released him, surprised by the intruder......"

A voice recording from a student at the school.

My God

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

These two blunt boyz will make you think that buying yourself a Fanta Madiba is a crime. They'll tell you that watching football is for lazy men who don't know how to make money. They'll also tell you that if you save the KSh 2,000 you spend on Tusker Baridi every month, you'll have KSh 20 million in your account after 15 years.

Then they'll tell you to buy their books on how to get rich instead of using that money to buy yourself Fanta baridi. Ironically, whatever they post online has never even worked for them. They depend on your money to survive.

Their end game is always the same: sell you a course or a book. They're not offering anything new. They capture your attention, then sell you something. They're no different from those forex gurus who'll try to convince you that they can pay the entire teaching fraternity using a single day's profits.

At the end of the day, they're all content creators. It's up to you to decide what to consume and what to ignore. Real successful people are often silent. These other guys are simply men trying to survive the economy, and that's okay.

The real problem isn't them,, it's people who listen to others and follow everything they're told without reasoning. Advice is meant to be shared, but decisions are deeply personal. Listen to everyone if you want, but always sit down, think critically, and decide your own course of action.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Wakati tuna host AFCON kukiwahi fanyika theft kama ya jana basi Talanta hapatoki mtu.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

George Kimani Wangechi ndio finally ameangushwa hapo Kenyatta Road a few days ago.

[Ms. Mugera @ms_mugera]

Nabo Capital Limited CEO once said

[Muchiri @vmuchiri1]

Imagine having a terrible day at work and coming home to M*rugi M*nyi as your wife😭

[Maina @Mwangi_Edd]

Do you have a working customer care number?
@DStv_Kenya

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

Dj Lyta will finally be making a debut at The BAG.. Watu wa Dancehall/Riddims finally tumefikiwa! Music theme itakua strictly Caribbean

[ROAD SAFETY FACTS 🇰🇪 @RSF_2020]

📍 Camera Locations & Speed Limits
Thika Road
1. Safari Park: 110 km/h
2. Jomoko – Thika Turnoff: 80 km/h
3. Allsops / GSU : 80 km/h
4. Pangani / Muthaiga Interchange: 80 km/h
5. Roysambu / TRM Area: 80–100 km/h
6. Nairobi Expressway
7. Museum Hill → Westlands: 80 km/h
@loddca

[Joe @jojo__joe]

World Cup ya this time round watu wa Thika Road watakuwa wanaionea kwa mat wakieenda job tao 4am😂😂

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Na mkae mkijua World Cup games are at 10pm, 1am, 4am and 5am 😭😭

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

Interview panel wanakunywa maji ya mutungi, huku nitalipwa kweli?

[Malik Jai @mahianyu_]

Nilichukua Golf R ya loan,nalipanga 75 large ones per month and that might be one of the most stupidest decision I've ever made but as long as my dad loves the car.

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

A small Airbnb at KES 3,500 per night with 20 booked nights makes KES 70,000 per month.
Looks sweet on paper.
Then you meet guests who leave with towels, spoons, bedsheets, remote batteries, and your peace of mind. By the time you replace everything, you realize hospitality is just parenting adults with Wi-Fi.
Airbnb owners, is the money still good or are you just smiling through check-out trauma?

Anyway, lemme suffer with car hire. My guests may return cars with dents, but at least I don’t have to count teaspoons.

[gids @gidikariuki]

Milango zikianza kufunguka, huwa zinafunguka tu fwaaaaa

We give thanks to the Most High

[Hanny Butter💕 @hannytomi]

Forget about Nemesis and Criminal code, have you seen this series 😤🔥

Robbery, Power, Tradition. 10/10

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Kuna time nikianza biashara nilikua nalipa wafinyakazi alafu bado narudi nawakopa. Biashara huku inje si rahisi

[Ray @ms_mutegi]

Allow me to plug you to a place I got to visit this week in Nyeri, a perfect staycation option for my Nyeri people.

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