mariam

i hate it here

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

I’m not cheating but im ngl you can't see my phone

[mariam @MWassief]

@nadiawadalla mesh adra ashrahlek ad eh ana monbahera bel enty lessa ayla now yarabi this was very smart and funny of you

[mariam @MWassief]

don’t care about ur damn turtles stop giving me a paper straw give me plastic straws

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

i will restart my whole car if my carplay doesn’t connect like sorry i am not driving without it

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[Z @thebigz44438734]

Instagram added a “cancel upload” option to ur story just for it to do Absolutely Nothing

[mariam @MWassief]

CAPITAK B CAPITAL O CAPITAL A CAPITAL F BOOOOOAAAAAFFFF

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

I’m wherever the tres leches cake at

[شِهَاب @_xsvvvv]

Don’t try the Tim Hortons matcha, I’m at the er right now and they saying they gotta remove my liver

[mariam @MWassief]

mais c l’été ?

[akira @gwerjnoune]

tu parles avec une meuf elle se reveille à 14 (QUATORZE) HEURES

[mariam @MWassief]

yes i love being a girl, i love posting dumps on my spam, i love stalking my own profile, i love ranting with my friends, i love shopping i just love it ! 😫

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Said good morning to my coworker at 6 AM and he told me to calm down

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[mariam @MWassief]

anything that happened between 2022 and 2025 was AI

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[Harold Brown, CPA @draftkings76594]

Oh to be a fat English man headed to the pub with his mates for the match tomorrow

[kat @yslnadi]

#womeninmaledominatedfields