Marc Weaver

Expertly disguised as a mature and responsible adult.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

What is a sea bear's least favorite band?
A Perfect Circle

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

The reason Spider-Man is so good at making quips is because with great power comes great response ability.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

This economy's so bad right-wingers can only afford to rent the libs.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Gen-alpha Jimi Hendrix: If 6 Was 7

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter."

-Terry Pratchett, "Going Postal"

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

How dads answer the phone:

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@MonstersOfRock November Rain

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

I still find it hilarious that Netflix never let Daredevil or Punisher say fuck, but Disney does.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

The long and winding road that leads to Mordor

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Either Disney World or Disneyland should make an attraction based on the Witches' Road from Agatha All Along that's just a series of escape rooms.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

@Loudwire Song For The Dead

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

In the song I've Got A Feeling, how did John Lennon know that EVERYBODY had a wet dream?

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Well he wouldn't be very famous if I didn't, now would he?

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Never try to get support from a horse, they're all just a bunch of neigh-sayers.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

When she Gum-Gum on my Bazooka, call that the Will Of D.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Was mildly disappointed when my ornithologist girlfriend offered to show me her tits.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
I got heels but I'm not a healer.
I got dents but I'm not a dentist.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Remember, remember, the 21st night of September.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

People who say Mario Party ruins friendships have clearly never played Overcooked.

[Marc Weaver @Mweave96]

Why would I choose to go big if I have the option to go home?