Bro... you were out there eating ass like it was a five-star buffet last night...
But now you need a brand new fork because it touched the floor for half a second!
I visited a corner store for the first time today.
The woman in front of me in line said to the cashier, "I need four D batteries."
The cashier motioned to her with a finger, "Come this way."
Then the woman said, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need four D batteries!"