Mwiche🖤

ODD🖤

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Yall need to start being mean to people that are mean to YOU. Stop that bigger person shit.. Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said!

[Mufuka @tallzedgirl]

Gonzales cried twice on camera before leaving Zambia. People called him a hero. Nobody asked: what does a 30-year career intelligence analyst on Africa, trained in crisis negotiation, gain from crying on camera in an election year?

[taoki @justalexoki]

why is software engineering so horny

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Following an application by the Lungu family yesterday, a Pretoria High Court judge has ordered that the remains of former president Edgar Lungu be returned to Two Mountains Burial Services or a mortuary chosen by his family. The ruling restrains SA authorities from handing the body over until 21 May.

[Nason 🫶🏾 @DukeNasonII]

The only reason you’d be upset that rape is a non bailable offense is if you’re a ………….. (5 marks)

[Dr.Look @thebrightsyd]

There is a Fistula Surgery Camp in Serenje, starting from 11th April. If we have any patients that may benefit from the surgery kindly get in touch with Mr Chiluba [phone]. Transport, lodging, food and any other expenses will be covered by the Fistula Foundation.
Rt!!!!!

[Sun Dawn ✨🇿🇲 @Ngandu245h]

Hello everyone,
Am a 24 year old lady living in Lusaka and am looking for any job so that I can help pay for my tuition. I was supposed to graduate last year but failed due to lack of finances. I have 2-3 years work experience as a cashier, sales personale and customer service.

[‏ً @ewedunega]

I got paid
I paid the debts
I'm already broke and March hasn't even started

[bvttercup💋 @knkiangel]

Give what belongs to caesar to your babe

[jake @jakesjr7]

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

[scottiewider @scottiewider1]

why am i scrolling. What am i searching for?

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

If we arrest the men in the Epstein files and seize their assets we can fund Dr. Barbacid’s research and everyone else’s too.

[Chan💕 @FanBoyAndChan]

Under my dictatorship?
Death sentence for men who pee in public spaces

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Fr Joseph Hudson @acloudofsaints]

You do not have unlimited time.
Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

peak female experiences :

1. realizing u can wear whatever you want
2. becoming besties with your sister
3. friendships start turning 10+ years old
4. accepting your body
5. finally understanding your mother
6. de-centering men
7. developing a ferocious sense of self-love.

[. @TGM_007]

For the rest of this year I’m hustling like a single father of 4 that owes money to a cartel, I don’t want to be too chilled.