MarcusWebb

Black Shirt, Black Tie.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

Bumping this account so Ely doesn’t let someone steal my handle ok thx bye

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@ManVsParty So essentially your question is like asking dudes addicted to hentai why they watching another hentai when they’ve already consumed like 496290264 hentais

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@ManVsParty Because true crime is pornography for people who are psychologically stimulated by fear & anxiety (which sounds like some bullshit I just made up but isn’t, it’s an actual studied addictive condition where you release dopamine by being anxious / fearful)

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@anodromedan So glad you asked! I’m a graphic designer you hired then failed to pay. How ironic! Nearly criminal even! Definitely insulting. #anaroman #isahypocrit & #athief

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@deeediggity The amount of privileged ass expectation & entitlement in this thread is SO telling omfg

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@anodromedan @deeediggity Imagine being so out of touch this qualifies as “criminal” much less “insulting” to you. Lotta people don’t make two hundred doing hard work for a full day.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@deeediggity It’s irrelevant whether you think it is too low. This is adequate for some people. Calling promoters out to shame them because their event doesn’t make 10k$ doesn’t mean no one is willing to spend their evening spinning for 200 bones.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@jennahasskarl @sg122781 @SykesCharlie He also used the room, the desk, the stairs, hell the whole house. Should we burn it down just because he stepped foot in it? It’s better we continue to cherish the things we care about without letting the stain of those we loathe tarnish them. Be better.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@DanielTGoldkamp @sg122781 @SykesCharlie Yes, it’s funny: this is one of my favorite examples of how the bullshit miasma of misinformation we live is so prevalent. No one knows anything & everyone thinks their feelings make their opinions facts.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@sg122781 @SykesCharlie Pretty positive those are actually Clinton’s curtains. Google it.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@AndrewYang Petition to start a nation wide street taco initiative starts now. NYC is step one. Quality must – I repeat – MUST meet or exceed Texas & LA (in that order obviously). This is how you win elections, Yang.

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@jonstewart I mean, run, please, John. Run. You have my vote.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

@JhonenV Thanks. I ate one slice & gave the rest to the wheelchair dude. We talked about his time in Afghanistan (thus the wheelchair) & I told him to let me know if he wants to become an informant with The Company but I accidentally gave him my KGB card instead. Stupid.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

Ye the old white dude getting knocked down is horrific but watch this three times & get back to me.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Footage of regime security forces savagely beating a peaceful U.S. protestor behind a wall where nobody could see them. #GeorgeFloyd #ICantBreathe #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/2PtpKQSTFK

[MarcusWebb @mww]

"Dude ... you ever just like really think about stuff & shit? Wow."

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Whenever you start to question your own artistic choices, just remember: Picasso drew a butt.

[MarcusWebb @mww]

I THINK I’m at the right house ... https://t.co/s9mJROltCc

[MarcusWebb @mww]

My reaction to this statue of me in my old neighborhood is 100% unscripted https://t.co/vKKlPRxUfh