Tom

I think I'm funny (individual results may vary) - Loony Lefty LGBT SJW Feminist Snowflake. Big idiot.

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Um, @AmazonUK or @amazon I think you might want to fix this: https://t.co/7pHjhFSMWS I do understand that it may be algorithm generated, but really - what the heck? Don't you have alerts????!!!

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Spam Energy.… https://t.co/ZDL3FXbLdm

[Tom @MxMaybey]

What are the chances that some terrible person in this world has just named their newborn twins Yanny and Laurel? #Laurel #Yanny #yannyorlaurel #laureloryanny #distractionsfromtheapocalypse

[Tom @MxMaybey]

These people are called Crept and Conan… https://t.co/XFECfm8mEM

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Some people have a gift. My gift is to… https://t.co/eVZtoYVGyB

[Tom @MxMaybey]

DLR mirror selfie. https://t.co/7ZorPXCm67

[Frank Skinner @TheFrankSkinner]

Frank spotted this is the paper this morning.

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Joined the National Trust like all the other kool… https://t.co/sareJhdYhU

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Mr Tumble getting into the bisexual lighting trend. https://t.co/v2GNWC9poq

[Tom @MxMaybey]

I really should use Twitter more. As long as I don’t stray outside my bubble, outside there be dragons. Horrible racist sexist homophobic dragons.

[Tom @MxMaybey]

@bigmadrad This is the song that reminds me of the current political situation: https://t.co/eD3ORznC7o

[Tom @MxMaybey]

A retro WH Smith has appeared in Croydon while they filmed Black… https://t.co/iwVtaS4IL7

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Can’t have been that magical if it’s shut down. https://t.co/NheC4Y0uVE

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Sneaking a peek at the newest member of the family... https://t.co/DnELOdgLCw

[Tom @MxMaybey]

Rebel scaffold. https://t.co/UY7EypvSWQ

[Tom @MxMaybey]

@RareTrillion What do you think is the right thing to do in this situation?

[Tom @MxMaybey]

To everyone filming the potentially suicidal person on the roof in Thornton Heath, you’re terrible terrible humans. #thorntonheath

[Tom @MxMaybey]

@TimolinoLtd Nah, all gone now! So have the green tea and rooibos cold brews I’ve made since then too!

[Tom @MxMaybey]

I’m on Very Professional Training tomorrow.
The big questions are… https://t.co/WafWghMZRN

[Tom @MxMaybey]

She has a very strange nickname.
I wonder how it came about? https://t.co/ApYCvsXfrM