Mickey Elliott

Creative Director, Trekkie (TNG), Mama, Douglas Adams fan, Dreamer of Dreams and Eater of Biscuits. Bisexual. Fat. She/her/they. Views all my very own.

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Ah stairs. The OG villain…

My humble sub for the @MatPatGT stair villain fanart call… #gametheory #gametheorists

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@keithlewisrugby Take a deep breath and GET YOURSELF A SNACK.

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@CenterParcsUK @CenterParcsUK I just want to book a wheelchair for the times I won't have access to the Mobility scooters we've booked and paid for . It shouldn't be this much of a mission.

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Can’t believe @CenterParcsUK . We can hire mobility scooters but only from 2pm on arrival day until 10am on departure day. We can book a manual wheelchair from 11am on arrival day but point blank can’t book one for departure day. Way to cater for additional needs, CP.

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@CenterParcsUK Hi @CenterParcsUK this will give you an overview of the Twitter DM rules now: https://t.co/t5jJOLMx0j

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@CenterParcsUK Hi @CenterParcsUK - this doesn't work. Since the Twitter changes, only Verified accounts can DM accounts that don't follow them. I need you to (briefly) follow me so I can message you. Even with you setting up the conversation/link.

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@CenterParcsUK Hi - I’m still unable to DM you. Can you follow me so I can please? I’d like to get this sorted.

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@CenterParcsUK Hi - I can’t DM you as you don’t follow me- could you follow so that I can drop you a message?

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@CenterParcsUK Will do - thanks :)

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@CenterParcsUK Our booking includes an accessible lodge and 2 mobility scooters. I said that I was happy to pack our own but would rather not- Julie likened it to bike hire and said they needed to be ‘available to everyone’ but apparently not us.

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@CenterParcsUK I have mobility scooters booked and understand that they are collection at 2pm and return at 10am because they need to be cleaned, checked and charged, but telling me that I can’t book a manual chair ‘because someone else might need it’ is awful.

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@CenterParcsUK That’s not what I was just told by Julie on customer support. She said I could have a manual chair from 11 and I couldn’t book one for departure day because ‘arrivals take priority’

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@Care4Cardiff @George546134075 @lucy_khall Clearly not, but the comment ‘just cross the road’ makes a lot of assumptions. If someone can’t get to a dropped kerb because there’s a car preventing them from getting past, it’s not much use, is it?

And although your comment is clearly passive-aggressive, you’re exactly right.

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@Care4Cardiff @George546134075 @lucy_khall You’re assuming there’s a dropped kerb on each side…

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In auto save we trust.

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Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

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This. Perhaps this is how we should all look at our incomes.

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Long long ago I was a slimming world person. I’m mostly better now, but I have a lingering inability to eat Babybels singly. To my mind, Babybels come in pairs.

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@NoContextBrits Hyperdrive

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A friend and/or nemesis shared something casually with me today that has given me the creeping shivers for some reason:

“Your bones are wet.”

Yes. Yes they are.