Matt

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[Vintage.NewJersey @VintageNJ1]

The beautiful game

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

It’s Monday. Here’s who still needs to be banned from the Maryland football program:

- Locks
- Trickett
- Powell
- AAR
- Fuck it the whole staff
- SID + marketing
- Pines
- Fuck it the whole training staff
- PA announcer
- All student interns

That’s it! That’s the list. Thanks!

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@terporiole So you’re saying I should delay my unaliving until at least big ten play in Jan?

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

My takeaway from this is @TerpsADJimSmith might be the world’s biggest cuck. Maybe right behind @TorreySmithWR

[Inside Maryland Sports @Terrapins247]

BREAKING: Maryland football makes a major staff move after Rutgers meltdown 👇

https://t.co/SMHWEYT9ok

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@Rutgers_Lou Two things can be true at once. Rutgers remains the floor and Maryland has been in need of change for 3+ years

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

I have awoken on the Lord’s day and Michael Locksley is still employed at the University of Maryland. Feel like this should be changed.

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@sippycup3hunnid @NJYSam23 @MikeyMikee4 Can you not read? So since I’m from out of state I can’t be a fan of my school? You are fucking retarded

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

There are deadass people in the comments giving money to lacrosse. I can’t take this shit anymore, unserious fanbase.

[Inside Maryland Sports @Terrapins247]

You control Maryland’s NIL budget.

For every $100, how much goes to:

- Football
- Men’s basketball
- Women’s basketball
- Lacrosse
- Other sports

Your total must equal $100.

How are you dividing the Maryland NIL Pie? ⬇️

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@Crimson25251 @bmore_ray52 It doesn’t and never will. It operates at a 200-300k loss every year lmaooo

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@ChetRothschild @chadstratford69 Oh fuck here come the high school burners oh fuck what do I do

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@baltimoreissafe Doesn’t matter, needs to make a profit. You really think college sports is about success? Money is king

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@IllumiUtee Exactly retard 👍

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@bmore_ray52 Because at the end of the day it doesn’t generate revenue and college lacrosse isn’t popular. The point is MBB and football are the only two sports that matter and deserve money

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@aftpremect Says the dude paying for Twitter

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@NJYSam23 @sippycup3hunnid @MikeyMikee4 Maryland grad from NJ what’s so hard to grasp?

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@MustyJohnson @JarrenJasper PLL profile picture shut the fuck up loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@BeerTheTurtle_ Go to bars, don’t spend money on the game. School doesn’t deserve it

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

Only top goyim are attending the Maryland homecoming game as an alumni tomorrow

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@jashow66 @JarrenJasper A 2-10 football team still makes 5x more money than Maryland lacrosse

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@MikeyMikee4 7-1 you fucking clown + lacrosse is maybe the 8th most popular college sport. Aka nobody cares, get a grip

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@IllumiUtee I would fold the lacrosse program tomorrow if it meant snagging 1-2 more football recruits 🤣🤣🤣

[Matt @MXTYHXS]

@donluc_godard @noTPjustmudbutt That was the intent of this tweet. Hope the fellas enjoy College Park tomorrow, fuck Locks and that program