Jimmy the Shark

A blind squirrel finds a nut

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back in the saddle again

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fuck it has nearly been a year since I tweeted. I mush be a social media expert now.

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Rates are at a all time low, any of you mother fucking Realtors want to send me a loan

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hey fuck you

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whoa, time to wake, did i miss much fuck just a refi boom can I hump a leg for a refi

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wow, been off here for a long time, well, when you got nothing of importance to say it is better to shut the fuck up

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I decided long ago...damn what did my wife tell me to do

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for a moment there, I almost gave a shit

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I like big butts, I cannot lie

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another week of low rates, too bad, I cannot take advantage of it

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did you hear: yeah, I got nothing here, maybe it should be something but really I am lucky you are even reading this

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inflation and mortgage rates, did you know that one affects the other. I had no idea, things you learn on twitter

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I wonder if anyone would notice it I faked it a little more

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another day down the drain, I could have swore I was going to do it today

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there are days, you know those days, I think they want to kill me

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do you smell that? I hope it is not me

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as I wake this morning, I pray for a quick death, well, thankfully, I should have a quiet day as I sit all alone in my office

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yeah, my first call in months turns out he found a better rate. damn my luck

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wow, my first call in months, I may have a future after all

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well, sounds like we are going to get an extension on the home credit, thank god, been working on these loans for months, i need more time