Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here
Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house
GTA 6 officially launches next month.
Here is how to stay alive until November 19:
- Look both ways before crossing the road
- Wear your seatbelt
- Don’t text and drive
- Stay away from random fights
- Don’t climb anything you can fall off
- Don’t eat anything suspicious
- Get enough sleep
- Drink water
- Avoid doing anything that starts with “watch this”
- Absolutely no “one last crazy thing before GTA 6”
We’ve made it this far. Don’t fumble the final month… please.
In drunkest day,
Till I black out at night,
No liquor shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship the sober life,
Beware my power, Jagermeisters might!