My Mums Texts

My Mum texts me. Randomly, no explanations.

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Nice early start today in the gloomy drizzly weather, finished off by a sharp spear in each upper arm!

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Sorry. Got home late. Dad very unhelpful. Got confused over the food I left him. Just sat glaring at filthy rubbish on TV so I just came to bed.
Only just got some breakfast. He has gone to town to get his bluster pack.
Ring me if you want xx

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⚡ Anti-Brexit traitors outed on twitter by @hrtbps

https://t.co/dRx16dMd6J

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@PopSocialUK totally right! One of many random texts from my mum

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@SkyHelpTeam hi me again...nosignal.again.no on demand. Again. Pissed off. Again.

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@SkyHelpTeam we've tried everything. Annoyed that sky never return calls or keep promises made.

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@SkyHelpTeam we have nosignal AGAIN. Time to cancel?!

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@SkyHelpTeam Sky phone back regarding my COMPLAINT and then try and SELL me sports tv?!?!?! Seriously?

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@SkyHelpTeam repeated loss ofsatellite signal. had probs whole month had sky. Engineer booked for 29th - doesn't help kids xmas films :(

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@SkyHelpTeam woohoo - is thisyour present sky?! No bloody signal AGAIN?!?!

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@SkyHelpTeam anyone there....

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@SkyHelpTeam had sky - with YOUR new dish - less than month & 2nd evening of no signal. Freesat 3yrs NO PROBLEM. Why??

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Ed showed me how you sit and watch at swimming. I have 2 Mexican men on my table!

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In Bath M&S having lunch!

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How do I send details of a webpage to a friend in an easy way?

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Got no socks. Didn't know whether you are at home or what xx

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Just learned something from mastermind!

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I was in bed watching golden balls and drinking tea x

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I found a baby hedgehog in the garden. I'm on the bus x