pass the remote

Children of nowadays won't learn. In my time, I was always the first in class.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

if homes, media, schools and religion keep teaching individualism over common welfare we won’t get the nigeria we want.

[Abia Daily @myabiadaily]

JUST IN: Minister Wike confesses to tampering with election process in the 2023 Rivers State presidential election.

[Remi Ibinola RIO @reminola]

Got this off Threads. Never seen fresh cloves before. Thought to share.

[Luxe Bunny 🍒 @yummy_mammi]

Someone that gets it!!!! Let’s also address the people who don’t wash their plates after eating at a restaurant. 😭

[Dobly_Youuu @Dobly_youu]

"We want to tell you ppl on time that we would use AI to manipulate elections oo, let it not be like we didn't let yall know before hand"

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

That guy didn’t go to the UNGA because he can’t plant his clappers in the crowd to applaud him when he says incomprehensible crap.

“The child cannot eat a sandwich if he drinks a gallon of Lucozade in a month.”

“Kpakpakpakpakpakpakapa”

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

Campaigning like this when you haven’t solved waste management after nearly three decades in power is insane.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Im every video I have watched regarding this project, the villagers are seen running after Mane in awe, seeking pictures or simply trying to touch him, not one person is harassing him for money.

Moral Of The Story: The problem isn’t poverty, it’s culture.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

President Tinubu had dinner with Macron in France.

Macron left him there to go for UNGA in New York

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

This letter is dated 25th April 2006.

Peter Obi became governor on 17th March 2006, so how did Peter Obi Owe 42 months of the Water Corporation staff salaries ?

Are you people not stup!d .??

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

So how exactly did Peter Obi’s name make it to the headline??

[Basil @basilabia]

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, 1984.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

*Serious wahala between some content creator and Lagos street thvgs*

CC: “I’m not giving you a dime anymore, why una dey raise voice for me? Is it your right? Why’re you harassing us ?”

Street thvgs: This is not your fada’s compound, Na we dey secure this place, we’ll collect money from you here. Go and call your police come.

[pass the remote @MYAFRICANPARENT]

@frankedoho @isbae_u I love he when he flips the script by saying "when you were begging for my platform..."

[H. @4_hopeeee]

reacted 👍🏽 to “by mistake”

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

May God not put our future food in the hands of our vomit.

[OzaraLOGY @ThxOCA]

I can smell his cologne from the pictures

Eau dey comot!

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Lmaoooo my own na to dey retweet

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Nobody is all over you most intelligent.

We already know you have no integrity… we just Dey remind you.

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Your propaganda has failed!!

Go and refund the people that paid you