luke

Chickens do not have lips
#MOT

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@DAVlDBRENT Orientals make very good workers, for example.

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@DAVlDBRENT Nicknames are bad names. They're not helpful.

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@DAVlDBRENT What's Mr Toad doing awake at this hour?

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

@JackSteveh9 Sure is mate 👌the working mans lobster

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@TheOnion Lawn Ornament Artist for Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@Hazzza_7 @bootlegger1974 100% or at the very least a YouTube one or something - just whatever platform he's on. The Captain's knows his bangers. Live sets on youtube live would be something else

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

@alll5xo @WXM_Lager Hope they nice and cold the pilsners that is 👌

[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

@anthonyfjoshua A great? My arse! You got ktfo by a chubby kid who had 3 weeks notice. You are a great at looking good on pics I must say whit whooo.....xxx

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@whel_oooo @BBCSport Steve Bruce could never afford Lingardinho

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@TheFootieChat1 @LUFCDATA Only problem is, a lot of these chances will just be crosses that he's fired into the box but nobody has been near getting on the end of. But yes, I agree, it must be frustrating for him too that we don't have a striker with more aerial prominence.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When I was really poor, me & Jane used to celebrate New Year’s Eve by staying at home & just sitting on the couch, getting drunk, watching repeats of ‘Bullseye’ on a tiny TV. Now our TV is massive.

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@hatemanuniteduk @BBCSport And if you're Scottish and support Celtic you also need your hard drive checking

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@BBCSport

[Chris @Chr15PG]

What’s the difference?

Tim Sherwood,
Karen Carney,
Gabby Agbonlahor,
Chris Wilder.

🤷🏼‍♂️😏 #LUFC

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@queensparkfc @BBCScotland @ScottishCup @dbjfc1938 Is it possible to watch BBC Scotland off iPlayer or something if you're not in Scotland?

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@YohanBlake Happy birthday beast. Every time I eat a banana I'm reminded of an article I read about you and your 30 bananas a day 😂

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@SWAINY831 Grafting til 5 big man then on to the good stuff

[luke @MyBoringMind]

@GrizzliesOnFSSE @RonaldOllie @JaMorant That is utter filth for game 1