myca 𓆚

i talk about Taylor Swift, Survivor, Chappell, and Renee a lot • Nashville N3 • 🩷💜💙

[myca 𓆚 @MycaStarr]

“Welcome to the salty spittoon how tough are you”

me: i always lick the bowl even though the brownie batter has raw eggs in it

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@projecthailmary this was rude

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@projecthailmary @PrimeVideo do you have any unseen stratt content? 🥺 we cannot gatekeep such an important figure!

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@taylorbeatles @albatrosslor

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@taylorbeatles @albatrosslor technically i think everyone is gay it’s more fun that way

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@taylorbeatles @albatrosslor yknow if i may that hairstyle really doesn’t scream wedding. it’s a little infantile if i’m honest. can we switch it up? love the boobs tho

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@taylorbeatles @albatrosslor thank you for this completely realistic ai photo of taylor with ginormous honkers i will cherish it always

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@albatrosslor @taylorbeatles like come on! how about instead of kmsing you are SO distraught you’re heading to nyc to risk it all and be the one to object at the wedding where you’ll meet her when she’s out of the castle at the back door cuz they said speak no-ow! let’s make it fun at least

[myca 𓆚 @MycaStarr]

@RepNicole or, hear me out, we could defund the nypd altogether and put that money towards prison reform and updating our criminal justice system :)

[myca 𓆚 @MycaStarr]

@albatrosslor pls remember to go to the bathroom should you need to shit

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@NoahKahan i’d really prefer if you didn’t as i am not there to cry

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@albatrosslor @SarahHuckabee dude my fucking tax dollars

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@SenTomCotton you are an embarrassment my guy

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Four Supreme Court justices have argued that Donald Trump can change the Constitution with an executive action, BUT JOE BIDEN CAN’T FORGIVE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DEBT.

It’s rigged. Burn it all down.

[myca 𓆚 @MycaStarr]

@projecthailmary @PrimeVideo saving myself for the physical version with bonus features 😍

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@albatrosslor rise!!!

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@albatrosslor @notseriouslor they have to be i just scrolled through their posts before blocking them and there’s no way they’re serious

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@AJamesMcCarthy i trust him

[myca 𓆚 @MycaStarr]

@albatrosslor you know the family guy “first of all shut the hell up” etc meme? that’s me with all my friends going to the movie. “second of all, i can’t do anything about the crying.”