Oyster The Toaster Repair Clam

I'm a CNC operator at ISPT. I enjoy reading, playing video games, & spending time with my kitty.

[Oyster The Toaster Repair Clam @MyCatNamedSam]

Ever feeling lonely because you cook enough food for two? Well worry no more! Just eat it all like the fat fuck you are. #lonelinescured

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Elon Musk is a fat wiener.

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@JayAreOliver Hell yeah!

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@Souvenirstain When did Justin Bieber become Nick Mullen?

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@JayAreOliver I'm thinking about just doing it

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My wife won't let me shave my head.

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@JayAreOliver @FireEscapeCast @MerryKish @DanRyckert @mmahardy @jacobdekk Looks right

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Des Moines police ask for help identifying man who allegedly assaulted security officer https://t.co/HTznYt98Pt

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you.
It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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@JayAreOliver @ET_Wisconsinite Now I have to vote for him?

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@JayAreOliver https://t.co/kOIZUQfPi7

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@JayAreOliver @videogamedeals You can't do this to me.

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@JayAreOliver @WrestlingNewsCo Fuck that would suck.

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@A2ZJIRWINKO Shut the fuck up

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@JayAreOliver @BoneJanky @LocalSoundwave God damn I love the Kelly Clarkson show.

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amongus

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Aliens vs butthole

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@JayAreOliver Do you remember a Tarzan movie from 2016?

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@JayAreOliver

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@JayAreOliver I miss the days when he was only known by a small community for saying "sparkling water"