The Red Neo-Empire of Han is supplying Cuban Party State Media with robotic elf technology. This sino-elvish meddling in our affairs must not be tolerated.
Q Your Judasness, why is that statue of Pope Leo 14 meters high?
A My child, the world must know that the human dignity of a pope is much higher than that of normal human beings.
I have been praying to Sts. Jude, Philomena, Rita and Joseph for the intention to get a new job. The day after the feast of Sts. Simon and Jude, I received a job offer.
Look to St. Jude the patron of hopeless causes in times of crisis.