snob

[snob @MyDadKanye]

I already want to take a nap tomorrow

[snob @MyDadKanye]

Who I am not: the one

[snob @MyDadKanye]

When your ex asks "do you miss me?"

[snob @MyDadKanye]

Honestly

[snob @MyDadKanye]

Can I trade my feelings for new clothes?

[snob @MyDadKanye]

Who thought it was okay to invent pants with fake pockets??

[snob @MyDadKanye]

When it's 3am & u gotta go to the bathroom but don't wanna wake anyone

[snob @MyDadKanye]

What matters is the gap between your eyebrows, not the gap between your thighs

[snob @MyDadKanye]

50% idk
50% idc

[snob @MyDadKanye]

Marry someone who has a different favorite type of candy so they won't eat all of urs

[snob @MyDadKanye]

My sense of direction will have me lost in the middle of Narnia

[snob @MyDadKanye]

me shopping: "would Kanye let Kim wear this??"