My Dick Is Like

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I gotta big dick. Yes, you read that correctly.

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My dick is like cocaine, once you've had it, you'd do anything to get it again

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My dick is like Folgers, good to the last drop

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My dick is like a hot dog, foot long and best when placed in your mouth.

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My dick is like NyQuil, bitches can't help but pass out after they swallow.

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My dicks like Miley Cyrus, it always come in like a wrecking ball

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My dicks like a Christmas present, wrapped when I give it to her and always makes her scream

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My dick is like a chair. Always ready to get sat on.

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My dick is like a mechanical bull. Bitches only last 8 seconds.

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My dick is like Taco Bell. Bitches love their fourth meal.

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My dick is like McDonald's. Bitches be loving it.

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My dick is like Kim Jong Un. Feared by many, respected by all.