My Dihh Exploded

Advice for when, not if, your dihh explodes. Follow our Whatsapp:

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Dihh exploding advice number 50: Do not shove 500 tons of C4 into your testicular sack and shove a 10m long penis status up your bum if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 49: Do not channel all of your energy into a statue of a penis and then chain your testicles to a random person's mouth and tell them to bite as hard as they can if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 48: Do not put your balls under a hydraulic press until they become big enough to cover India if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 47: Do not gelatinise all of your blood and then jump insode a waste management facility if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 46: Do not shove your balls inside the statue of liberty and then jump off the burj khalifa if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 45: Do not shove an xbox console up your cats bum if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 44: Do not travel to India, shove a statue of a toilet into the president's mouth and then marinate your ass in pickle juice for 7 years if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 43: Do not break every single law of north korea and then penetrate the russian nuke factory and infuse your testicles with the biggest hydrogen bomb and then drive 16 kamikazes into it and detonate it on north sentinel island if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 42: Do not ask your hot spanish teacher to play defence in bedwars if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 41: Do not crush your balls in a hydraulic press then put them in a sandwich and force-feed it to Donald Trump if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 40: Do not drench your reproductive system in mercury mixed with uranium and insert an atomic bomb laced with explosive hydrogen if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 39: Do not caramelise your balls and glue them together to Kim Jong Un's eyeball if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 38: Do not densify your testicles into a neutron star and then eat a black hole if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 37: Do not replace every water molecule in your body with a treadmill if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 36: Do not shove a grenade launcher up your butthole and atomically detonate it if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 35: Do not weld together your tongue with cat testicles if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 34: Do not replace your balls with nuclear bombs and then enter North Korea and detonate them if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 33: Do not atomically fuse your organs with deformed testicles if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 32: Do not burn your balls with a highly concentrated radioactive light beam if your dihh explodes

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Dihh exploding advice number 31: Do not drink 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of battery acid if your dihh explodes