Morning Texts

The decidedly basic inner musings of a(n) #LdnOnt woman transplanted to #The6ix.

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Mayo is overrated in every context and I don’t understand why it’s a food.

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To give everyone an update, my desire to bake anything has increased zero-fold in the last two weeks #AlwaysCookNeverBake #MadRespectForBakersTho #AlsoCantKnit

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Unintended benefit of being in my 30s, married, and living in a city where I don’t have a well-established established social network: at no point did I consider going out to a bar for St. Patricks’s Day #SelfIsolation #BeenSelfIsolatingForAYear #MahomesIsTheOnlyPatrickICelebrate

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To anyone who's wanted anything from me in the last two years, I'm trying. #ImTryingJennifer #WeWereRootingForYouTiffany

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TFW @ldnonttrain can’t stop you because you walked home on Talbot instead of Richmond and @TalbotStBridge is powerless because you’re on foot #FixinToBeAGoodWeekend #PedestrianLife #LdnOnt

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Took advantage of the fact that I live in a college town and it's the first day of Thanksgiving weekend by leaving the house in a hoodie not once but twice today #WhatYouCanGetAwayWithWhenYouKnowNobodysWatching #BusinessCasualCanWait #Ldnont

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Got across the tracks just ahead of @ldnonttrain #ShapinUpToBeAGoodDay #LdnOnt

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Yesterday on my walk to work, my pencil skirt rotated a full 360 degrees #ThisIsWhyPeopleWearPants

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Me, reading Investopedia:

But despite investor's love affair with ETFs, a closer look shows that index funds are still the top choice for the majority of retail index investors.

*investors'

#KnowYourStrengths

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One of those Mondays where you try not to get behind on your tertiary job while focusing on your secondary job #MillenialLife #ThisIsEmploymentIn2018

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Guy sitting next to me on the @LTCLdnOnt bus smells like a piña colada #BeScentAware

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Thanks to @ldnonttrain for giving me a few extra minutes to relax on the bus before getting to work #Ldnont #TheresAlwaysABrightSide

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Another mid-2000s pop music kinda morning #Nostalgia #AssociativeMeaning #JudgePopMusicNotOnItsAestheticMerit

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I hate it when I get to work only to realize I forgot to take over the means of production and dismantle the bourgeoisie #StolenTweetsAreTheBestTweets

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Finally caught up with @RuPaulsDragRace All Stars 3. It's safe to sign in to Twitter again!

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TFW you woke up way too early for no reason #ILeftTheHouseAt5ForSomethingToDo

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Mad respect to all the brides who post things online like "the wedding isn't until June 2020 but we're wondering if it's too early to send save-the-dates" #PatienceIsAVirtue #WeddingIsInLessThanSixMonths #BeenEngagedForNotQuiteThree

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Yesterday: ordered my #WeddingDress!
Today: ready for tonight's big meeting in my #BestSuit!

Feeling #WellDressed, and also very #Blessed!

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Well-meaning cashier at the grocery store: "I put your bread products in one bag and everything else in the other bag."
Me: 😑

#PedestrianLife

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Could be noted in passing that I fall precisely into the demographic group that the governments of the US and Canada wish WOULD reproduce, but the fact that neither country's government or society truly has the infrastructure in place to support family life is for another day.