Myles Dow

Hakuna Matata

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

@adrian____a is this still available?

[Dan Lewis @Think_Become]

This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political.

I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth.

This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

[Peter Burt @peter_burt]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👀

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

@rubydaviesX Practicality mate

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

I’m voting for Walkers Salt & Vinegar! #chooseorlose https://t.co/nlp4NsHrSE

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

@const_greeves You're a disgrace

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

I’m voting for Walkers Prawn Cocktail! #chooseorlose https://t.co/SiEHBUA6D9

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

Why did each of these baffle me so much https://t.co/chL1OWTuHp

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

Can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

Every Thursday morning when I think about how much I spent on Wednesday night

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

Me every holiday: wear high factor for the start, no change; third day put a lower factor on, end up looking like a freshly boiled lobster 🍅

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

I don't understand leaving Rashford on the bench when our team was lacking any movement or pace

[Myles Dow @MylesDow]

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