The State of Myles

Discuss, debate or disagree, but never argue.
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My favorite existential short.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Written by @ASmallFiction

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@jeaniezk @LFRPod @forumbluegold @LakerFilmRoom Even without Malone, there were games Shaq dominated in the 1st half and had 20+ points and did not look to score in the 2nd half. The narrative/excuse ppl said was he was "out of shape" but watching it, I never felt like that was true.

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@EvanSowards Dispatch: What is it you would like to report?
Evan, probably: CAP FRAUD!

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@EvanSowards Everett & Jones BBQ?

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@OurSf49ers This needs to be retired.

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@jenniferleechan How are the 49ers already signing players because they're out of bodies to participate in camp?

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My family lost our shit when we saw this scene. We were smiling ear to ear hearing Tagalog in a Spider-Man movie and laughing at her sassy delivery. She represented for all the Lolas out there. RIP.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mary Rivera has sadly passed away at the age of 82.

She played Ned Leeds’ Lola in ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’.

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@BilgeEbiri The only solution is to have Michael Mann remake Rush Hour as a gritty, noir film with Joe Taslim and John David Washington.

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Spider-Man: Short Term 12...and I'm not mad about it.

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@EvanSowards Watch out for the druggies! 🤣🤣🤣

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@OurSf49ers 15. 12 by Evans.

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@EvanSowards He's currently healthy. That's the bar we're settling for.

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@EvanSowards Once Frank Miller endorsed it, you knew it would be good. That dude hates everything 🤣

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@AdnanAli740824 @d_lennertz @Aika__06__ @CarbonHelium I'm just pointing you saying, "Brits resemble Greeks more than Indians do" isn't correct, because Greeks also have very diverse features. For example, John Stamos is half Greek-British, Zach Galifianakis is half Greek-Scottish and Jason Mantzoukas is 100% Greek:

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@d_lennertz @AdnanAli740824 @Aika__06__ @CarbonHelium I'm not arguing. I presented a Greek man literally telling you he gets mistaken for Indian and that it happens to many Greeks.

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@Sage2_Paradox @Ninergirl99 I think of it more like the Creeper. Just collecting parts to keep itself young.

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@AdnanAli740824 @Aika__06__ @d_lennertz @CarbonHelium There's literally so many Greek dudes who say they always get called Indian

https://t.co/jOeAekqZ8Q

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@rt_technician @OurSf49ers He can go elsewhere. He can go play for the UFL or the CFL if he wants. He just can't go anywhere he wants in the NFL because that’s still part of the same company that he violated his contract.

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@EvanSowards It kills me that there are no interesting characters in that series. Cameron is usually so good with that but that series every line is so corny & generic.

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@NinersNation *Only 53 players better than 1/2 a season of Fred Warner.