Kelly Fitzmaurice

Just biding my time until I head south...

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://t.co/E2I0Ezd57W

(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

[Darvio Morrow @DTheKingpin]

Darren Beattie is also an unrepentant bigot who was fired from Duke University in 2018 for attending a conference with white nationalists. He’s pretty open about his views

[Kelly Fitzmaurice @MyMagpie]

@HPituch1121 @TODAYshow Embarrassed? For airing the Olympics opening ceremony? For real?

[Kelly Fitzmaurice @MyMagpie]

@eawsaps @UnrealBluegrass That face and that frame. 💔

[Kelly Fitzmaurice @MyMagpie]

@rickygervais Congrats!!!

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🦸‍♂️ This surgeon turns children into superheroes before their operation! ❤️

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

200+ South African firefighters landed in Edmonton, Canada to assist in the fight against the raging wildfire. 🇿🇦🇨🇦

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Kelly Fitzmaurice @MyMagpie]

Hey @CelebrityCruise you'd be remiss if you don't give immediate raises to your staff on the Summit out of Bayonne to Bermuda. Very specifically Muliadi/stateroom, dining stars Milan, Serkan, Agnelo, Juni, Meena & the incredibly sweet Zin. The BEST! We miss you table #131!

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Yes, and I flew an invisible plane on screen but still support abiding by the laws of air traffic (and physics). Do people really not understand reality vs. fiction?

[Kelly Fitzmaurice @MyMagpie]

Vote for Ducky! ❤
https://t.co/4GVQENUuoV

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

I can’t cope with the disappointment in his face when he realises he’s been caught!! 😭

GIVE HIM ALL THE FOOD!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

“Right now, the most serious attempt to overthrow our democracy in the history of our of country is underway.

Those who are pushing to make Donald Trump President, no matter the outcome of the election, are engaged in a treachery against their nation.”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Vote for America.

https://t.co/eoxT07uII9

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is running TV ads taking Dr. Fauci out of context and without his permission.

So, here’s a message from the President in his own words.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’ve gotten tons of messages “I’m losing fans” by expressing my dissatisfaction with our corrupt, incompetent President. While I appreciate people encouraging me to choose fame and money over decency, I’m afraid I’ll never be Donald Trump.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

I just want to cc all the ladies I know who voted for Trump with this mess.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to person woman man camera tv

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Here’s an idea for the president. We can apparently solve the issue of undocumented immigrants by just not counting them?