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Imagine having a clever bio can't relate

[Anna @MyMainM8]

One day I hope to be funny enough that @trigomemetry asks for permission to post my tweet

So that I can tell them that I only want my tweets stolen with absolutely no credit given

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER

[Andrew Kober @andrewkober]

I 👏 AM 👏 NERVOUS 👏 ALL 👏 THE 👏 TIME 👏

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Wearing a mask in public is not optional.

It’s the law.

[Anna @MyMainM8]

@PaulHollywood how does my mom’s homemade challah look?

[Anna @MyMainM8]

Hey! Do you have strong opinions on whether or not Justice #RBG 's seat should be filled? Email your state representatives at the link! https://t.co/hz6DCK4C16

[auds @audcalhoun]

Are you good at film or do you just have money?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Tonight, I’m thinking of Breonna Taylor’s family who is still grieving the loss of a daughter and sister.

We must never stop speaking Breonna’s name as we work to reform our justice system, including overhauling no-knock warrants.

[Harold Foxx @IamHaroldFoxx]

I’m wondering how does no knock warrant apply to deaf people out there if the police have no idea that deaf people live there or enter at the wrong place where deaf people live? No one is safe in their home anymore. Just saying.

[Anna @MyMainM8]

@miriiiiit Pretty boy

[Anna @MyMainM8]

@jacksfilms It's all about throwing corona catching parties!

[Anna @MyMainM8]

@jacksfilms Buddy, only yiff sometimes #YIAYboys

[Anna @MyMainM8]

Every other social media has the like button on the left, I keep quoting tweets I don't mean to :/

[Anna @MyMainM8]

ｓｑｕｉｓｈ https://t.co/K43dkNwUm1 via @YouTube

[Anna @MyMainM8]

Some days, I want to die
But other days
I want to die slightly less

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It might be Labor Day weekend, but let’s all remember that we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Wear a mask, practice social distancing, and follow the experts. It’ll save lives.

[Anna @MyMainM8]

Sometimes I think of a funny tweet but forget it by the time I open the app

[New Jersey @NJGov]

YOU’D LOOK BETTER IN A MASK

[Anna @MyMainM8]

Next time the government decides to release a new bird design can it look more like a Pokémon?

[Anna @MyMainM8]

@jacksfilms I love spreadsheets and would happily stare at any spreadsheet you need stared at and then report the general gist back to you