Cameron Martin

My twitter will make your brain queef up a nightmare. Tootles N' gootchezzz &&heartzzz

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If a Transgender person gets fat, does that make them Trans fat?

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Just for the record, I would like my tomb stone to say "pizza rolls and titties" across the front of it. Thanks!

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Happy Easter everybody. Hide your eggs from Jesus! https://t.co/47J9gtbVEe

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Is it weird that blood rushes to the head of my dingus every time I offend someone?

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Do old ladies in diners really think everyday is another day in paradise or are they just fuckin with me?

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If I had 3 wishes, one would be for those pants that zip into shorts to come back in style.

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@SethMacFarlane nothing ever came of that whole "Ebola" thing either

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Fuck @justinbieber bring back JTT!

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I gotta stop barking back at people's dogs.

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I made another one. If you don't understand this then fuck you. #SuperTuesday #LOVE

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Haha cats are dumb!! https://t.co/kYddAj1hkC

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LMAO

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Having a guest room,
Pros: great place to sleep while real sheets wash.
Cons: waking in a panic not knowing where the fuck you are.

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My lass: it's finally that time.
Me: what time? To chill, eat, smoke and drink?
My lass: fuckin right. #truelove

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Why don't people say "Cooter" anymore?? Cooter.

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Holy shit I love the things I find when I go through my phone deleting photos. https://t.co/4A4q8zFYRb

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@kanyewest that's about 74 Cook Out trays. He's doing just fine in my book.

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The weather in Boone NC, got me feeling like a modern day #TheRevenant. @GMA @wcnc

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This is a real thing that happened to me last night. Thanks for the laughs @ihop ! https://t.co/K8v8zia82w

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When you ask your girl if she has seen #spacejam and she hasn't. #fart #sorryboutchaneck https://t.co/ceEMFl60iJ

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Teaching your dad how to use vine. https://t.co/9JXi1wpvCt