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voted funniest person in the group. welcome to the shitshow📍St. Petersburg, FL

[m @MyrandaRoo]

twas the night before hockey....idk if I’ll be able to sleep tonight from pure excitement. @StLouisBlues I’ve missed u!!

[Josh Hyman @joshhyman99]

the #stlblues season in a nutshell

[m @MyrandaRoo]

to whoever stole my card number and had a field day on Amazon, kick rocks

[St. Pete Police @StPetePD]

Where’s the water? Take a look at Lassing Park in the Southeast corner of St. Petersburg on the Bay side. #hurricaneIan is pulling the water out of the Bay.

[St. Petersburg, FL @StPeteFL]

CITY CLOSURE ‼️

https://t.co/dndKZZEC33

[m @MyrandaRoo]

It’s 12:15 and @bhoupt just texted me saying she’s 80% vodka right now. Happy Friday

[Tyler Klaus @TylerKMOV]

My heart is broken for everyone who lost belongings this morning. We saw dozens of images that made my jaw drop during #n4tm this morning. This moment from @DamonArnoldKMOV is one that I’ll remember forever: Someone stuck inside their home yelling to Damon for help. @KMOV

[m @MyrandaRoo]

@_natstreetsback HAHAHAHA I REMEMBER HIM

[m @MyrandaRoo]

my heart just SHATTERED because my 7 year old brother asked if there could be a school shooting at his school. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT

[m @MyrandaRoo]

land of the free? not anymore.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[m @MyrandaRoo]

met a guy at a bar who said I’m old bc I’m 26 🥲 brb going to dig my grave now

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

WE ARE!!!!!!!!

[m @MyrandaRoo]

Fuck these refs and fuck the Avs

[m @MyrandaRoo]

Mercury is in retrograde, tomorrow is Friday the 13th, Sunday is a blood moon with a lunar eclipse. happy spooky szn in may 💀

[m @MyrandaRoo]

@slegath_ What a joke

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

And to think this series is just getting started.

[m @MyrandaRoo]

the most betrayal i’ve experienced is my mom turning her read receipts off

[m @MyrandaRoo]

I swear to god it’s a requirement to drive like a piece of shit to be a resident of St. Pete

[m @MyrandaRoo]

the school district i went to high school in is discussing putting litter boxes in the bathrooms at the board meeting because students are identifying as cats?????
i hate southern illinois

[m @MyrandaRoo]

laughing because i just remembered how much I drunkenly sobbed last night over not getting chicken nuggets and having lettuce on my quesadilla