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Weird combination of shy and attitydinkontinent

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@daraobriain Been looking forward to it for a long time!

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@MrJamesMay Being useless at football is one of the best traits a man can have, in my opinion.

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@RowlandFrench Any chance of returning to Norway?

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@RoryBarker @MrJamesMay I thought it was supposed to be under the seat? #Fullers

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@JeremyClarkson They're back to their old selves, then. Almost started to worry about them, they've been almost civil to you lately.

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@JeremyClarkson What happened to the Mail? Two articles about you in a row not trying to fabricate a public outcry from nothing?

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@MrJamesMay @FAB1Million That should be worth more than 1£.

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@JeremyClarkson @DiscoverMag Hah! I knew it!

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@JeremyClarkson The Internet tells me it's your birthday. Hope it's a good one!

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@jamesmaysmanlab Sold series 3 to Norway yet? #hopes

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@alandavies1 @JWells273 That and the standard BBC issue fox? All foxes sound the same in BBC crime dramas. Probably because it is.

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@stephenfry A wonderful man, writer and critic. Seemed to always judge a movie on what it tried to be, not on norms and preconceptions. RIP

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@daraobriain @bengoldacre Please don't, it's far too entertaining!

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@MrJamesMay @leahtheminx I bet it can be made with chocolate-flavored cream cheese, though. #verybadidea

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@stephenfry @RFUK Palm oil: Unhealthy, environmentally unsound, tasteless produce used to replace tasty, yummy things like milkfat. #hateit

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Always so proud to be Norwegian at this time of the year. http://t.co/AXM3lWqhrK #irony

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@MrJamesMay @Paula_C_G Poor cats - part of the charm of them is NOT knowing what they're up to all the time, surely? #borntobefree

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Been on Twitter less than 12 h, have 1 follower, and it's a car dealer in a country I don't even live in? #Weird

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@MrJamesMay For funny words, Swedish is the horn of plenty. At least to a Norwegian.