Mystic Reg

Britain's most honest astrologer ....
I MAKE IT ALL UP. Read my column every Sunday in the Liverpool Echo.

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VIRGO: You are a professional snooker player from the 1980s. You were once ranked 10th in the world and went on to become a TV commentator and co-presenter of Big Break. You are 71.

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@BBCNews TV bulletin on now incorrectly reports violence in Southport today. Please correct- town is quiet and peaceful.

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@jameelajamil *starts watching The Good Place from the beginning again

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@TheLastLeg #asloganforhull It's Kingston - but not that one. Or the other one

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@Ben_Aaronovitch Wimseypunk

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@Ben_Aaronovitch But has any of this been useful?

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@jamiecullum Autumn in New York, particularly Tal Farlow's version from the album of the same name.

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@adamhillscomedy
Australia? Wear the fox hat?

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@Ben_Aaronovitch Andre Norton! The Forerunners! I would never have discovered these fantastic books without my local library- now gone of course. Thanks, Tories.

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@Deezer As soon as I said that, Bryan Ferry comes on!

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@Deezer Thanks to whoever compiled the Monday Discovery mix - haven't heard a bad track yet - or a band I've heard of before! Good work!

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@BrewDog can you rethink your packaging on 0% Punk IPA? This is the 2nd time I've got to the checkout with a 4pack as someone has put it on the shelf with regular Punk. Have also been given it in error on a Click & Collect. Friends say the same. Thanks

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@arloparks @amazon Fabulous - love the album. Also thanks for the 6 Music Artist-in-residence shows - a great mix of tunes and a treat to discover some artists I hadn't heard before (plus I was delighted to learn you're a fan of Love!)

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@fotilling An eagle-eyed observation of which Miss Mapp herself would be proud!

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July 4 - it's Inn-Dependents' Day

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You’ve been troubled by ghosts which have suddenly started queueing up to haunt you at a distance of two metres. Don’t worry - it’s just the new paranormal.

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@noelfielding11 Dave have just renamed the Boosh!

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@TheLastLeg #channel4bringback The Comic Strip Presents...or, failing that, Kabbadi

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@SkyComedy Just a thought, why are you showing a movies top ten when nobody can go to the cinema?

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If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

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@TheLastLeg Southport Lawnmower Museum #KeepItLocal