Jordan

Hi! I trade on Nookazon!
They/them 💜

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a stegosaurus. Please only send Cenozoic era dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Goddess Of The Sun ☀ @pricillaarnold]

@MichaelaOkla Lmao my ex would say “I know you probably be talking shit about me” & my response was “if me explaining the things you’re doing is talking shit, then that just means what you’re doing is shitty, so if you don’t want others to hear about it then you should stop. :)”

[☆ @poshdelrey]

the back of marilyn’s jfk dress now… it feels illegal

[zae @itszaeok]

people not realizing that's a pencil😭😭

[doja's gallery @dojasgallery]

doja and her brother exactly 9 years ago 🐣

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i swear people forget that britney was in a prison of her father’s design for the past 13 years. she missed the years when we were all terrible at instagram and used those tacky in-app filters. she’s feeling herself. let her be

[internet baby @kirkpate]

asking anna wintour to show ID is so funny. this blue-haired woman deserves the world.

[Lulag Archipelago @MissPavIichenko]

Yuri Knorozov, the linguist who deciphered the Maya script, listed his cat Asya as a co-author on his work but the editors always removed her. He always used this photo with Asya as his author photo and got pissed whenever editors cropped her out

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

the day doge died

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

When I was 5 the chef at Benihana kept tossing shrimp in my mouth and I threw up on the table it cooked my throw up

[Rudeism @rudeism]

The controller on the left feels weird to me now

What have I done to myself lmao

[🤔ASH🤔 @ashleyloob]

my bf is playing first final fantasy game and I asked him which one and he said "idk it's the one with the main character". This narrows nothing down so I asked him who and he just replied "he has stupid hair and a big sword"

[farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) @fmanjoo]

man I love this sort of own

[Marie Bardi-Salinas @mariebardi]

When I was 2, my parents went on a work trip to Argentina and made a guide to taking care of me for my aunt lmao