MythosVT 🦊 📖

Dad Bod, Dad Jokes, and Dad Vibes | U.S. Army Vet. Unrepentant LGBT+ Ally. PFP by @kavalliere_ Banner by @misadere |

Married but Available

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~Gaze upon His August Presence and know Peace~

MASSIVE thanks to https://t.co/Umc358uVBP for getting this done while having absolutely nothing to go on. Go pay them to make you art 😤

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A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

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Me: Been visiting the VA for about 5 years for basically all medical appointments and issues.

The VA this afternoon:

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@misadere Hiiiiiiiii!! First time I've gotten your stuff on my featured page in a while!

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@Yukime_VT You SHOULD sacrifice villagers for a good harvest, your neighbors are just cowards

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Holy Fucking Shit

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@Mysti_Sky NO NO NO. FLARED BASES ONLY PLEASE

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@essie_ch Essie... girl it's time to stop

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@ChrisSmoove Give this guy a manual... what are you doing?

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@Dejavudea Gotta 😤

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@PESTRiCA_R @KendamaTessin PESTRICA FOUND FELLOWS?

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@cornski King Von????????????

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@CaramelKaiteki Love how they pretend they wouldn't immediately fold the moment a woman that looked like her attempted to speak to them.

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@schoppenaas @TouchlineX RONALDINHOOOOOO

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@jacksonhinkle I think it's good that America loses a war they shouldn't have been in, actually. Helps to serve as a reminder that war isn't some guaranteed thing that we can just jump into without reason.

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@pol1024 @Viggie_Smalls93 @TDilasagna Nah because voting is a type of speech, and preventing people from electing individuals they want is curbing that speech.

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@wannabe_gothgf Monster Cubed... Cubed!

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@TitanB154 @basedbinkie Venom is essentially harmless if drunk, unless you have ulcers or open wounds that would allow venom access to your bloodstrea.