Vegan Problems

Living la vida vegan. Instagram: @MyVeganProblems

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Let food be thy medicine, prevention and cure.

[Vegan Problems @MyVeganProblems]

When lettuce gets stuck in odd places. Your teeth, bra, neck roll.

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My mind says Victoria's Secret model but my heart says peanut butter and chocolate.

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Nothing irks me more than a bone broth drinking freak.

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Fight for your planet not your country.

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I must be part squirrel. I attract all the nuts.

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Tis the season to have your food choices mocked at the dinner table

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I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.

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Perks of no one eating my vegan food at thanksgiving: leftovers on leftovers on leftovers for me!!!

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If you need me, I'll be over here sobbing by the turkey skeleton.

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I am thankful that the only thing sticking to my thighs today are my hands when I'm twerking.

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I am thankful I am not in a food coma because I ate a decaying body of flesh.

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I am thankful that I did not eat dead animals today.

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@Swamp_Daddy I made a lentil loaf this year. What's your recipe?

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There is nothing to be thankful about when there's a slaughtered turkey on my family's dinner table.

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Laugh all you want at my Tofurky, but while you're gaining 10 holiday pounds I will stay right and tight.

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I am one of those assholes who makes things difficult by being vegan AND gluten-free.

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But more importantly, when you go vegan, your body will thrive. You will never have pooped better in your life.

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As a vegan, morally I could never go back to eating animals. Physically,I think my body would reject it and I would have a serious reaction