MeMyselfAndI

The Peej!

[Patrick Gagnon 🍁 @patgagnon_75]

Honking your horn at all hours of the night during the "freedom" convoy, rejecting science, fearing rainbows, attempting to intimidate politicians/ teachers/ new Canadians etc simply because you don't share their views doesn't make you a patriot, it makes you an asshole. If you..

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

As Purr Minister of Canada, I wholeheartedly support the @ottawahumane's campaign to help low income pet owners. I call on my fellow Catnadians and staff to support this campaign and others like it!😺🇨🇦👍
https://t.co/EwCVlAxbAj

[MeMyselfAndI @MzPJ]

@tuchinruchin @TheSpec What's the diff?

[TrumpisNOTGod @MaloMal0mi]

@MattWallace888

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

@brucefanjoy @PierrePoilievre I'm @MarkJCarney's cat and even I have a security clearance! 😹🇨🇦

[MeMyselfAndI @MzPJ]

He's not wrong and would likely make a great PM

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

With @MarkJCarney & @PierrePoilievre out of the country, I am fully in command! 😺🇨🇦

I'd like to assure all of Canada's humans on the left and right that while I am control, I will govern non-partisanly. As a cat, I view all political parties as equally worthless. 😹

[MeMyselfAndI @MzPJ]

@nojustno1960 @ErrolInvests @RpsAgainstTrump Shingles IS one of the herpes simplex viruses.

[MeMyselfAndI @MzPJ]

@TheJasonPugh @AndrewScheer Is he pregnant? And where's his bra??

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

@globalnews Cat check: We do not live because of the Divided States and the number 1812 is greater than 51. Remember that Donnie.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to sell off some more US Treasury Bonds. 😼🇨🇦🖕

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

The Purrliament of Catnada doesn't have floor crossers because we believe all parties are equally worthless.

Also, to all cat lovers and staff: Whenever your cat is meowing at 3am, it's because they're attending Question Period in Purrliament.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Are the humans done shouting about the budget? Are they still dumb enough to force an election? Can I come out from this pile of coats now?

[MeMyselfAndI @MzPJ]

@DominicCardy @DavidWolfe I suspect also that many who did not take it didn't live to regret it.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Public schedule:
12am - 2:30am: Sleep
2:30am - 3am: Zoomies workout
3am - 4am: Purrliamentary Meowing Period
4am - 6am: Sleep
6am - 7am Breakfast
7am - 10am: Sleep
10am - 11am: Second Breakfast
11am - 1pm: Sleep
1pm - 2pm: Lunch
2pm - 5pm: Sleep
5pm - 11pm: Dinner + cat business

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Happy Halloween everybody! I hope @MarkJCarney releases more photos of me. 😺🇨🇦

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: trump is having a temper tantrum, ending ALL trade negotiations with Canada.

He's butthurt that they aired an ad of President Reagan that shows how dumb trump's tariffs are.

It's VERY effective.
Be a shame if it went viral. 🇺🇲🇨🇦

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

On this #caturday, I'd like to highlight and give thanks to a hard working Catnadian here in Ottawa who's part of the @ottawahumane Worker Whiskers program! Keep up the good work, Cici! 😺🇨🇦
https://t.co/FHhYMLnLtE

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Had a wonderful catversation with Palmerston! We're happy to purrport that Bermuda has joined the Feline Free Trade Agreement! This will allow for better access to fresh Bermudian fish for all nations in the agreement! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇧🇲😺

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

On this #caturday, I'm purrleased to announce that Finland has joined to Feline Free Trade Agreement! This comes after a very pawsitive and purrductive meeting with the First Cat of Finland, Milo Stubb! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇫🇮😺

I'd like to thank @tuikku_r for putting us in touch!

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

I'd like to thank my Indonesian counterpart Bobby for helping me and our human caretakers establish this historic deal!
😺🇨🇦🤝🇮🇩😺

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

Can confirm that me, my Catbinet and our Mexican counterparts helped the humans establish this deal.