Noor Khaldi

I'm Batman! but you could also call me Noor.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

@ShahidVOD @F1 Where's the live stream? You guys are broadcasting an old car racing event instead of formula one

[Tara @tnyo]

I just realized right now that this month is the last month of a decade. #justsaying #december2019

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Thank you Amon Amarth for spending 30 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped https://t.co/VshTlKOJ3O

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Hey @ASUS_ROG, any idea when will the ROG Crosshair VIII Impact DTX board be released? been waiting for a month now with no ETA https://t.co/dEDj3KFhRK

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

This will definitely burst any bubble of digital security you may have, scary times.

https://t.co/hyf1OovSRt

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Question to those who "#DevOps".

- Compared to traditional development cycles, is DevOps more expensive?
- Did it improve development cycles so much that costs are justified?

Love to have a discussion with anyone who can on this.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

@noor was taken, sooo....

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

@EmadAshi On my reading list, would love to throw ideas and thoughts with you on it.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Told @dbrand that I like dragons, they sent this with my order. #awesome

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

I need one of those in my life.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

That's how you deal with car scratches.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

A short horror story I heard recently:

- Client: so we added the "domain users" group to the "domain admins" group.

End of horror story.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

To the people of @PlayStation, I love you! (insert countless number of hearts and stuff)

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Here's your PlayStation Plus lineup for September 2018! https://t.co/IbNpaejKK2 Fight to reclaim your Light in Destiny 2, or challenge the gods of Olympus itself in God of War III Remastered

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

No idea, err... I'm there now, all alone actually, it's weird to be the only customer at this time of the day, should I be worried? :/

[Tamim Manaseer @3abbadi]

@Ola_Eliwat شو مال ديمتري وشو مال ستاربكس؟

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

@Ola_Eliwat Not what you asked for, but could lead to the same result.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

I say this with full confidence, #HollowKnight is the best Metroidvania game I have ever played, it is coming to #PS4 and I can't be any happier to play it again on the big screen https://t.co/Vikm9ghVVC

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

I got the expansion packs for "The Witcher 3" after a year of not playing it, totally lost with the story and using the controller.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Who do you fear the most?

- A programmer carrying a screwdriver?
- A systems administrator with a torch?
- An engineer with root password?

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Microsoft, can you please stop the madness of preinstalled bloatware/games in Windows? 

I really don't understand the logic of bundling games with a "business" grade OS. Here's how a Windows 10 Professional fresh install looks like. 

#gaming #microsoft…https://t.co/0Sy3wNBGHH

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

Got a full-fledged marketing email in my inbox, kick was the whole email written in Comic-Sans. I'm contemplating the thought of replying back and saying no one will ever take you seriously with that font.

[Noor Khaldi @N00rish]

HR: We are canceling our free training policy.
Me: Why?
HR: What if they take the training and leave?
Me: What if they don't and they stay?