Uncertified Combat Dummy

still trying to get that SILLYSTATUE… (PARODY/RP Account, ran by @TheGuyInTheVoid, unaffiliated with JPX Studios)

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UNCERTIFIED COMBAT DUMMY
joins Parody/RP Twitter .ᐟ .ᐟ

#PARODYTWT / #RPTWT / #MVRP

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I'M STILL ALIVE ,
AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM .ᐟ

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@number1robinfan @PortableBoi pls don’t :(

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guys I’m on my first date what do I say he’s so pretty I’m scared

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@fatherzlight YAY!!!!

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@fatherzlight unless it’s some stupid shit I’ll believe it :3

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@fatherzlight uhhhhh…yea??

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@fatherzlight ok!!! :3

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@fatherzlight oh am I not pathetic enough,,,,,

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@fatherzlight :3

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hi guys!! :D

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@ParodyIASylum NOOOOOOO

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guys please make sure you don’t hurt your combat dummy plushies

they have feelings too!!! :c

[PortABoi (Real) @PortableBoi]

#itemasylum Guys I have some awesome news.

The Combat Dummy plushie is now available! Get yourself your own portable, puntable combat dummy now!

https://t.co/1mJ06OTMe5

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@ParodyIASylum NO DON’T DO THA

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where did u get this gif of me.

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@fatherzlight // my bad guys

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[ Bro is mesmerized,,,,,, ]

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@fatherzlight // i want you.

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it’s yummy i like it :3

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it tastes like sponge…a hint of cement in there too…

[ He’s still kneading on that damn thing, ravenous creature… ]

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thank you!! :D

[ Immediately munching on the chunk of wall dweller like a small cat. ]

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oooooh….

can I try a piece??? :3