N2Boozin

I'm not a man, I'm a verb.

[Josh NOLA @JoshAtts]

Into great live music? @ChiMusicCX is your source for music in the CHI!

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

$3 PBR and Coors Light cans & $5 artichoke dip and nachos today @barnandcompany! @ginsonspeich spinning both Country & Western all night!

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Bacon beer with a side of bacon @EpicMealTime #EpicMealTime yfrog.com/gys1uevoj

[Jen Knoedl @JenKnoedl]

#FollowFriday @TheJoyntChicago because you just can't beat the energy of live music.

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If there isn't a porn star named Dick Stickler... DIBS.

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

Same sex unions are now allowed in Illinois so now you can legally Go Fuck Yourself

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

Where is @sethbradley?

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

I put the Gin in virgins. Literally

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

If you use the phrase "you're a hater" then I hate you.

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

I'm sure the inventor if the iPhone flashlight ap didn't intend for it to pop acne in bed.

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

Today wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for all the mother fuckers...

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

"Use the force" -a Jedi rapist #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

-How do you not hit astroids while in light speed?
-What are Chewbacca's grooming habits?
-What's a vagina feel like?
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

Butt sex and eating broccoli are similar in the way if you were forced to as a child of course you won't enjoy it as an adult.

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Havin some Scotch with Pete. http://t.co/IswMBG3

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"...not sure what flavor Asian she is, but if she's Japanese at least you know she's a strong swimmer."

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

I'm sorry but brown people with bookbags on public transit make me nervous... #JustSayin

[N2Boozin @N2Boozin]

I've got more gas today than a Jew at German camp.

[Ryan @rvanvoorhis]

Officially just named my 16" softball team Takes It Deep! #TID Inspired by @lasallepowerco @sethbradley @N2Boozin @ginsonspeich

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I just outed Mayor McCheese as a pediphile @McDonalds on @foursquare #failedmcdonaldsproducts