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top 3 but the only one topping is me

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

A beautiful woman named Environment Canada is texting me about a severe weather warning

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[CosplayEmilia @CosplayEmilia]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about League of Legends. But when we get back to your place, there is no League of Legends. There is no League of Legends at all.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[y @onrichiyu]

Friendship is all about larping each other’s interests

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

girls like it when you lunge at them unpredictably

[Luke ❤️‍🩹 @poser_raccoon]

Literally why is everyone walking their dogs while I'm trying to smoke meth in the forest

[high priestess @despawner]

My kid best hope they turn out nonbinary cuz im naming them Poop regardless

[ぺぺ @peipeiseb]

好不情願

[泡沫のユークロニア @uchronia_jp]

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本日、8月10日は帷（とばり）の誕生日！
RiRi氏描きおろしの誕生日お祝いイラストをお届けします。

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[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Dude i know you wiped your ass with my loofa

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Having an empty laundry basket is the best five seconds of my life

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i’m baking cookies on my sons head because he has a fever

[iba @kcokaine_]

U know a mf at rock bottom when they return to playing league of legends

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i just built a chair by myself, all you mfs better call me daddy

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

I have a lot of experience with being electrocuted

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[감차 @eichi_turnR]

와타에이

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

i make six figures a year off being mr beast's gynecologist