ColdmaN5

Writers of Penis Boobie Fart Poop. Vox, keyboards, photosynthesizers: Earthworm in Cowboy Hat; Vox, air guitar, lemoncello: CheeseCoat McTafferson

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Well, we promised it and actually delivered for once! "Dust Me Off & Flatten Me Out", our brand new single, is heading for streaming services worldwide! Listen now on YouTube Music!

https://t.co/THnKFlD1OU

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

In other news, here's Matt Freese as a bird.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@Tellotecom Bought something similar and it died after two uses. Similar as in it looks exactly the same. Ain't worth it.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

#BlueyXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Does anyone else want to see the entire family of @progressive spokespeople murdered in a very painful and violent manner? Or is it just me? #Flo #WhateverTheOtherOnesNameIs #Cringe

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Is it a requirement that the most successful male tennis players have to be ugly and boring?

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

We are hard at work planning a WORLD TOUR in support of "Pretzelquattle", our latest release! We will be sure to keep you all updated once details are finalized! Czech Republic, we can't wait to see you again!

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@InternetH0F 98% of the artists on the radio

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

#TBT (Tuesday) to our first show, at Siskell's Bakery in Tucson, AZ, back in 2008. I'll never forget the smell of those world-famous bagels baking as we ran through our hits. The stage area is impressively large for such a small bakery. #Pretzelquattle #ColdmaN5

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@InEarthworm Be sure to mention that it's free.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

At long last, our followup to "Primps" is heading to streaming services everywhere! Out now on YouTube; more on the way! #Pretzelquattle #BrivetRake #ColdmaN5 #barnicles

https://t.co/q1oIANt4HB

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@SpotifyWeird We have a song about Toast! It's called "Toast"!

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Sorry ColdFans! Our manager, Pete Dryrub (who we're currently in the process of filing a restraining order against), insisted we give you the actual cover artwork instead of a placeholder.

Enjoy!

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Next week, it's coming: A sci-fi space epic from the band that brought you "Primps", and the first single off their new album, "Pretzelquattle"...

#coldman5 #pretzelquattle #newalbum #dustmeoff #scifi #friedchicken

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@Shudder Mario Bava's BLACK SABBATH. That corpse still haunts my dreams.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@thepophive So who was the first dead artist to do it?

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Anyone remember this game? With recent advancements in technology, how has there not been a remake/sequel/spinoff/ripoff/mobile/PC/console port? #seaman #virtualpets #sega #dreamcast

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

It's official so mark your digital assistants: "Pretzelquattle", our long-gestating new album, is coming August 17th, 2023. The first single has been lost, but will be added upon its discovery. The track listing has been annihilated in flames.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

Be still my heart! I saw Tony Danza was trending and thought it was because he was dead. He's not. Now I can go back to completely forgetting he exists.

[ColdmaN5 @N5Coldma]

@ManMilk2 Judging from other responses there's an easier way but I just use https://t.co/pPmUuC3loc to convert to jpg.