Shepard ⋮ N7◢

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「Engineer •|• Spacer •|• War Hero •|• Paragon」

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

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⠀⠀ 「⠀ 𝙅𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙙 」

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𝗡𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲,
𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿

⠀ㅤ ❪ #MassEffectRP ╱ #MERP ❫

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack What?

No, wait why is it called that? Is it even good?

Ugh.

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

Shepard huffs.

"Sure. Why not? I know you're not going to give up..."

[Garrus Vakarian ⋮ ⌆ @GarrusVigilante]

"So all I'm getting from this is, you want to be close to get a good view of me?"

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

"I know. I'm not trying to get far with it! I'm just saying is all..."

[Garrus Vakarian ⋮ ⌆ @GarrusVigilante]

"Shepard, I know you well enough when you're trying to play hard to get. 'Commander' mode can only get you so far, you know that, right?"

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

"... No. That's not what I said at all."

[Garrus Vakarian ⋮ ⌆ @GarrusVigilante]

"Is that some sort of confession that you want to see more of me?"

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

"Yes you do. You need them, you just don't know it yet."

[Garrus Vakarian ⋮ ⌆ @GarrusVigilante]

"I didn't realize how good these scars looked in 4K resolution... actually, scratch that, I don't even need the resolution."

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

Alright. Time to burn the machine. Throw it out the airlock. Something, anything.

[EDI @Normandy_EDI]

I could have sworn I heard it muttering "Ｉ ＡＭ ＨＡＲＢＩＮＧＥＲ"

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

What brings you to this conclusion, EDI? I think the coffee machine just needs to be repaired...

[EDI @Normandy_EDI]

Good morning. Please do not drink the coffee. The coffee machine has been behaving erratically and I suspect that it is indoctrinated.

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack [Shepard puts her head into her hands.]

I think I'm going to take a stress nap. And take a very long bath later...

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

[ Shepard lowers the mirror, lifting her shirt. Immediately lowering the shirt. ]

Oh my god.

Traynor, how do you remove a tattoo?

[𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗿 @ComSpecialist]

[ Hands the commander a mirror. ]

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack If I did want tattoos they would not be... that at all. Cool marking or... something!

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack Jack.

Jack... how many tattoos did you give me?

How do you remember how many you gave me?

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack What do you mean KIND OF?

Jack, is this supposed to be Garrus on my chest?! It looks like a krogan!

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack YOU DID WHAT NOW?

[Shepard looks down tugging her pants so she could look, then up.]

Please tell me you did not.

It's... it's temporary, right?

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack Yes, yes I want that removed.

Jack, you didn't sneak in any other tattoos, right?

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack ... Sure.

[Shepard lifts up the back of her hoodie]

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack Must be nice.

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

JACK. JACK WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

@NoughtJack Explain how I have N7 tattooed on my lower back.

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

Oh. ... Uh. No, nevermind. Not a wound at all.

[ Shepard coughs nervously. ]

[Shepard ⋮ N7◢ @N7Sheparding]

Does... does anyone have a mirror?