Dropping off a patient tonight in the ER. The nurse taking a report interrupts me to ask where we are coming from. I tell her that we‘re coming from Stratford and she laughs and says “makes sense, y’all look and talk like a couple of hillbillies”. 🤦🏼♂️
Tie game going to the bottom of the last inning. I ask the guy keeping books what the odds of his lead off going yard and ending it are.
“Well he’s never hit one before”
First pitch he takes one into the parking lot to end it.
Me and the bookeeper: